Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[NerfedFalcon]

And I never get to talk to new guys! It's not fair!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I can't! He takes a lot of time between each post, and someone else always posts below him first!

As the leper said to his mistress: 'Where's the bloody point?'

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

 

[scorptatious]

Maybe when she stops pouting I'll consider it.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Edit: F*** you. F*** you right up the arse with a witch's broom, Dark.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

...I hate you so f***ing much. STOP CAVING ME!!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I have other shit to do as well, you know! I can't just stare at one thread all day! And I think you actually got me while I was typing, so...

Screw you, and screw my bipolar Internet connection.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

...Who told you to pull empath powers out of your arse?

 

[scorptatious]

Two for the price of one? Yes ple...

Wait, are those two underage? Fuck that, I'm not going to jail.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Nah, neither of 'em are underage. They're older than they look. But yeah, I guess that'd be kinda hard to prove...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Technically it's not anime (and calling Touhou 'anime' will get you lynched in most places), but since neither of them are human anyway...