Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Mossberg Shotty]

I would, but we're just too similar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For sure.

 

[thesilentman]

Definitely!

 

[Fijiman]

GOD DAMN IT! Why do I keep getting you?!

 

[karcentric]

Iunno...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What the hell are you, anyway?

 

[Talaris]

Yes I would, if you would stop looking like you want to kill me!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Depends. That visor looks kind of...evil. I'd need a guarantee that I wouldn't get murdered during the date.

 

[evilneko]

You're just not as cute as sensei or Kuro-chan...

 

[Fijiman]

Are you legal?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nope. That is one infamous loli.

 

[evilneko]

You, on the other hand.... :3

Let's play!

 

[thesilentman]

Yes... Sure... Definitely~!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Well, it'd certainly be an interesting night, and I need a few more of those.

 

[Fijiman]

Turn off the red eyes and we'll talk.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Trust me, you don't want to see the other colour they can be.

Spoiler: Spoilers for the game she's from

She nearly got raped because of it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Only is Arc calms down!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm beginning to think that I shouldn't ask the Escapist for blind dates any more. Sure, it's been fun, but I've nearly been killed about six times over. You look harmless, but by now if there's one thing I've learned, it's that looks are deceiving.

 

[Fijiman]

Well if you can't turn the red eyes off then at least wear sunglasses.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

How do I know your eyes aren't red?