Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Neuromancer]

Sorry, I prefer angels.

 

[kailus13]

Come to think of it, he'd only be a third of my size. So no.

 

[Emmenia]

It would be a bit weird. But why the hell not!

 

[Teoes]

Well I guess it is a nice enough eye, but I normally look for something.. a little more.. in my prospective partners.

 

[Emmenia]

That's what dates are for (finding out more).
Also for finding out what your face looks like when you're not ..... whatever it is you're doing.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hmm... Yes, why not? Finding out more about people is a usually fun experience.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Nope, the guy apparently suffers from neckbeard.

 

[Neuromancer]

Certainly.

 

[Emmenia]

Okay but I hope Teos doesn't mind you coming along.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

Why bother if you're gonna stare at me the whole time?

 

[Neuromancer]

But how would you know? You don't even have eyes.

 

[kailus13]

For all we know, chibi Gendo doesn't have eyes. Maybe that's why he always wears glasses.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

It's actually just a mask. For all you know, I could have two perfectly functioning eyes...

I've never been on an inter-species date before.

 

[scorptatious]

Oh okay fine. He seems charming enough.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I don't want to explode.

 

[Fijiman]

Maybe.

 

[Neuromancer]

You again. No.

 

[Teoes]

We could go bat hunting together.

 

[kailus13]

Maybe if he stops screaming eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in my face.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

Do I get to ride you to the date?