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[TheDoctor455]

Don't worry, your first comment didn't really faze me.

So what do you want to do, Hail?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Attend to library matters?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... what's up first?

 

[xmbts]

The science fiction/horror section, where else?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Huh... there's an entire encyclopedia series on you xmbts.

 

[xmbts]

*Flips through the blueprint section*

Well that's not very flattering. -_-

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey, look at this, there's a comic strip about you.

Mostly ultra-violence.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm?

*Tears out the more 'personal' parts of the blueprints and takes a look*

It's pretty good until the part where the real one shows up and tears my head off.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... actually I think that one was a "what if"...

The real one shows the two of you fighting for a bit, and then getting along.

 

[xmbts]

No that's a fan made one, you can tell because we start making out on the last page. -_-

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh well...

I just tried to cheer you up a bit...

Still... you're section is much better than mine.

 

[xmbts]

What's in yours?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Everything but the details of my original self's life...

But there are detailed accounts of the grief that my Practical, Paranoid, and Sadistic incarnations caused...

Oh... and exactly how I betrayed Deionarra.

 

[xmbts]

*Pats shoulder*

There, there. Here entertain yourself with this scale model of myself that I found.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... you are aware that its you in a bikini, right?

 

[mParadox]

Really? You can keep it then.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*jumps*

When did you get here?

No.. no please!
Please don't show us what's in your section!

 

[mParadox]

It's filled with all my previous incarnations. Telling my stories as a butler spanning thousands of years.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That sounds a bit like a more British version of my life...

Weird.

 

[mParadox]

Actually.... more like everywhere... Mughal, Egyptian, Mayan so on and so forth.