Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Sacman]

No... he's doesn't play any instruments...

 

[TheDoctor455]

You smell.

Everyone on this frakkn' fleet smells.
We don't have water to waste on showers or bathing.

Many of us just removed our ability to smell.

But...
I'd be happy to shower for you if you'd show me to the appropriate facilities.

 

[neoontime]

(ahk, I actually choked a little) probably not.

 

[LupusDei]

Well with the new avatar.... Would anyone blame me?

 

[Vrex360]

If it's a girl yes, if not, no.

If it's at legal age, yes. If not, no.

 

[xmbts]

Yes, he can defend my honor...with orbital bombardment.

 

[LupusDei]

Yes, I can steal all the funky clothing.

 

[Zirat]

.... no

I draw the line at Nazis

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I don't even know what that is...

 

[mParadox]

You look shocked my dear.

 

[Kud]

Of course I would! Have you seen how sexy that guy is?!

 

[mParadox]

*bows* Does this mean that I have to face the 7 evil exes?

 

[Divinegon]

No, because he needs a better tie. I cannot accept a gentleman if he doesn't have a decent tie.

 

[scorptatious]

Dating a battle robot? Interesting, but I can imagine our sex life would suffer greatly.

 

[mParadox]

She isn't underage is she?

Otherwise, I'm good! ^^

 

[LupusDei]

Now that someone mentions it... It does look like your tie is a little tight...

Just need a gender change and re-attempts at forced marriage will commence!

 

[mParadox]

O.O

I love cats!! *glomps* :3

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I'm a sucker for a good smile, but he does need to sort out his tie.

 

[mParadox]

It can't be helped my dear.