Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[TheDoctor455]

Er... no... he is the essence of Mortality, he can wipe you out with a mere touch... a mere thought.

 

[jcallen]

I don't date guys.

 

[xmbts]

I think that's Crona...in which case I really don't think so, he/she is kind of completely insane.

Plus the androgyny doesn't help.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Maybe, if she'll be nicer this time.

 

[xmbts]

Maybe if he stops accusing me of mean things.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fair enough. What do you want to do?

 

[xmbts]

Rule the world?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure why not... though you might want to check out Three Word's "world domination rp" concept thread.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

You look old. Reeeally old. I think the age difference might cause some problems.

 

[xmbts]

Same here.
(She's only a year old after all)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait, what?

 

[xmbts]

Uhh...surprise?

(Her DNA was taken from someone who was 15-16 but she was built in late 2009 and modeled to be about 20 so her age is all fucked up)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... hmm... this is a bit of a legal problem...

 

[xmbts]

Isn't it? You could always go with the excuse of her being 99% mechanical.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er... and well... technically... the organic bits would have aged a little more quickly than they would normally... I hope...

 

[Precarious]

I'd be afraid of what our children might look like.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why the hell is Alice trying to go out with an immortal that will always be roughly 800 times her age?

 

[Precarious]

Alice has a sense of adventure. Besides, 800 times her age? That says experience, if nothing else.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... and also a lot of bitterness and cynicism.

 

[LogicNProportion]

You remind me of Palpatine...

That's a good thing.