Do You Want To Date My Avatar?

[ShockValue]

Sure, dating Death seems like it would have its advantages.

Would you date my avatar?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Yes, we could go and have a meal on one of the moons of Jupiter... lovely view...

Would thou date this one?

 

[ShockValue]

Sure, you seem crazy but that's not a big deal.

Would you date my avatar?

 

[Tiny116]

Sure why not an armoured blonde thing like you!

Would you date my avatar?

 

[ShockValue]

Only if you teach me in the ways of the force.

Would you date my avatar?

 

[brtshstel]

Yes, because you kill threats to humanity (for money) and I beat up threats to society. We have something in common.

Want to see some fine Victorian Era theater?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Sorry no, I mean Batman is cool an all. But he's a guy and so I'm I.

 

[ShockValue]

No way.

Would you date my avatar?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Sure, why not

Wanna date me(keeping death happy might make life easier for you)

 

[Xenobite]

Sure. That scythe seems interesting...


Can you stand the power of a XenoBite?

 

[ShockValue]

Sure, I could use this to my advantage.
No!

Would you date my avatar?

 

[dalek sec]

I don't know, you might want to kill me for cash.

So... any takers?

 

[Tiny116]

Sorry I don't fancy being exterminated

Anyone? No Jedi mind tricks promise!

 

[ShockValue]

No! I'm not falling for that again.

Would you date my avatar?

 

[dalek sec]

Sure, you look pretty good.

Any takers anyone?

 

[Souplex]

Machines are the enemy. Never.

 

[dalek sec]

No thanks, I can't even see what your avatar is.

So ladies, any takers?

 

[ShockValue]

No way, you're not even human.

Would you date my avatar?

 

[Vrex360]

I dunno... you are a human after all... oh what the hell, alright but if anyone asks you're a Quarian or albino Asari.

You know you want this!

 

[dalek sec]

Not really, you have really bad tastes in outfits!

So who wants to go on a date huh?