Do You Want To Date My Avatar?

[brtshstel]

I'll cheer you up by taking you to a sweet RAVE PARTY. But not as a date, just a couple of people going to the same party.

 

[ShockValue]

Not unless you can call down an orbital bombardment.

You sneaky ninja.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Sure for Samus is awesome

So care to get a case of Red Bulls and go to a Rave

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Aw hell, how can I turn that down?! *Goes to rave with Sleek*

 

[rhyno435]

I dunno, I wouldn't really date you considering you are a human and all.....

Heh, yeah I was wondering what people might say when the avatar is really me.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I will not for you have your christmas tree up, in February

 

[Vrex360]

Umm.... yes I guess.
I mean I can't tell what you are but I'm prepared to overlook that.

 

[ShockValue]

Nope! Mainly due to the whole being an alien and wanting to destroy humanity.

 

[Darth Caelum]

meh, sure why not, i've got nothing better to do.

So....how about it?

 

[Vrex360]

Nope! Mainly due to the whole being an alien and wanting to destroy humanity.

If you date me, you are spared from being destroyed... think about it.

OT:
No, unfortunatley I do not date grim reapers.

 

[ShockValue]

Well I don't want to be destroyed. I guess that's a yes.

 

[Vrex360]

Look at those legs, they are so easily destroyable gorgeous.

Yeah, I'd date that.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Nope. I somewhat value my life to the point of not wanting it just dying for no reason.
I have a feeling I would die if I did go on a date with you...

Wold thou date this one? This one that kills with a cleaver?

 

[ShockValue]

No way, I would most likely end up dead.

 

[Toriver]

Can't tell what's going on with you, so only maybe.

I'll show you a good time! How about it?

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Edgeworth? Yeah.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, why not? First human here in a while.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Nein. Why? Because I am allergic to getting punched in the face.

Ok, again, Would though date this one, the killer with the cleaver?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Uh. If I remember rightly, you said you'd kill me if I said yes.
So I say no.

Date me, dammit?!