The digit sum of 2012 is 5. May is the 5th month. May shares two letters in common with March. March would have been the month Jesus Christ would have been conceived in had he been human. I actually was conceived on or around March 25, approximately 9 months before December 25th, when I was expected to be born. However, I was born 4 days late. In certain Asian countries, Japan for example, the word for the number 4 is the same as the word for death. This same word begins and ends many other words (because it's basically a letter), and relates to things like actions and divinities. In fact, the Japanese approximation of my name's meaning would begin with "shi", which is the aforementioned #4 and Death. #4 was a fat baseball player from One Piece with a gun that could turn into a dog. Coyote Stark from Bleach has guns that turn into a half-naked loli. Three girls get very Yuri in the ending of the Needless anime. The Needless manga has only 10 chapters translated on OneManga at the time of this writing. I have a tab of OneManga open right now.
I will be turning 23 in 2012, so Jim Carrey may or may not be involved. We won't know for a while.