Yes, I do.
*Pause*
Oh, you want to know why. Sorry, you never said. Ahem...
Microsoft, created by a computer genius who's now so rich that the only people that can compete with him are other insanely rich computer geniuses. (Sorry, Steve. That's how it is, yo.) I have no idea what Bill Gates wants out of life. He doesn't need to actually DO anything with his life anymore, because he's personally worth more than Fort Knox. (That's both the gold and whatever it takes to support the installation and all employees there combined.) He could honestly just give away his Windows programs and products for the rest of his life and it wouldn't matter.
Unfortunately, his company is like an amoeba thrown in reverse, absorbing everything to get bigger. And what it's selling? Eh, it's nice but...I think Bug City is probably a good name for the software, seriously. I hear horror stories about it from my older geeky brother. Couple that with such a loving phrase as "planned obsolescence" and you have problems which will last about...forever. But hey, how about that tech support? "What tech support?" Exactly! Lemme tell you, if you get a guy on the Microsoft tech support line who's got an Indian accent and called Bob? Tell 'im I said hi.
So, what's to hate about Microsoft? Well, everything I said plus all the people buying into it faster than a sale at Walmart. Ta', for now.