Does anyone else think Bulletstorm is going to be the best thing since bacon?
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Ponce Master-General said:
You my good sir...Genius...Pls quote this with the cover...i could use a new background
I played the demo twice and despite it only being around 5 minutes long, had no desire to play it again.
I can honestly say that I have practically no interest in Bulletstorm at all.
If you want to draw people towards a game via a demo Epic, then don't give people only three guns (only two can be chosen per play through) and 5 minutes worth of game-play. Make it 15-20 minutes and give us around half the weapons/abilities at least.
I can honestly say that I have practically no interest in Bulletstorm at all.
If you want to draw people towards a game via a demo Epic, then don't give people only three guns (only two can be chosen per play through) and 5 minutes worth of game-play. Make it 15-20 minutes and give us around half the weapons/abilities at least.
You got it. Just keep in mind that it might take a while, because I don't have 6 hours of uninterrupted spare time on my hands, and I'm not an expert in Photoshop.JordanXlord said:
Not even in the slightest.
Played the demo once, that was enough. Very average, and their marketing has essentially destroyed anything that would have been mildly amusing about the game - I've seen the list of innuendo'd kill moves.
What else do they have to make it so stand-out? Bad voice acting and swearing.
Cool.
Played the demo once, that was enough. Very average, and their marketing has essentially destroyed anything that would have been mildly amusing about the game - I've seen the list of innuendo'd kill moves.
What else do they have to make it so stand-out? Bad voice acting and swearing.
Cool.
I'll be straight out of the box honest.
This game needs DUKE NUKEM. There. I said it.
Just imagine it. Duke spurting oneliners while doing all those weird combinations of moves. Add some women and some extra gore and we're all set. And maybe some pigs.
But yeah. That's my only gripe with it. That and that it will become mega repetative and leaderboards will be dominated instantly by people who know the perfect route + combinations which takes all the creative fun out of it.
This game needs DUKE NUKEM. There. I said it.
Just imagine it. Duke spurting oneliners while doing all those weird combinations of moves. Add some women and some extra gore and we're all set. And maybe some pigs.
But yeah. That's my only gripe with it. That and that it will become mega repetative and leaderboards will be dominated instantly by people who know the perfect route + combinations which takes all the creative fun out of it.
While the demo was admittedly quite fun, I can't tell if Bulletstorm is trying to be an ironic piss-take of visually generic, badly written modern action games... or is just a visually generic, badly written modern action game. Hmmm.
I was thoroghly unimpressed throughout the whole experience. I can appreciate that it's trying to be silly and just plain fun, but... I don't know, I didn't find myself entertained. I mean, the scoring was kind of interesting, but in the end fairly pointless other than "LOLDUDE! I SHOT THAT GUY IN THE BUM, THEN KICKED HIM! That's more points than kicking him, and then shooting him in the bum! LOLBUMSHOT!" In the end, not my kind of humor, and the shooting was fairly... I don't know, tedious, perhaps?
In the end, I was just kinda bored by the end of my time playing the demo.
In the end, I was just kinda bored by the end of my time playing the demo.
Really? I got asked to pick two at the beginning, and saw no other way to get the third in the same run.Ponce Master-General said:
I shall take your word for it.
Not that it makes a difference to me, there still wasn't enough variety to keep me interested. Not that it was bad by any means, it just wasn't interesting enough for me to consider full retail price for.
The demo has actually swayed me not to buy the game on release. I found it a little disappointing.
Well, you can't pick the Leash, cos you already have it (L2 on PS3, LB on Xbox I think), and you can map the Screamer and Flail Gun to left or right on the D-pad. I thought you could only carry 2 weapons as well at first.Legion said:
You couldn't be more right, but what if you combined Bulletstorm and bacon? And Dave Mustaine with a mustache? The universe couldn't comprehend such awesomeness.linkx323 said: