Sorry, best I could come up with on the spot, I need a minute to think up good ones.martin said:
Does the escapist want to help me?
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Rule34:Rule34
when they are killing you: Kill them Right Back!.
Rules for women;
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us and force us to lie for reasons of self protection.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
When your man Buys BF2 Leave him alone, you shant see him for several days, Let it Be.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
And for the men;
You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
when they are killing you: Kill them Right Back!.
Rules for women;
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us and force us to lie for reasons of self protection.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
When your man Buys BF2 Leave him alone, you shant see him for several days, Let it Be.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
And for the men;
You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
Ah, my life motto:
Light a man a fire, he will be warm for the rest of the day. Light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Light a man a fire, he will be warm for the rest of the day. Light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Barrel Roll: Do one.
If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your mouth
Spontaneous Driving Shortcut: It's probably not one.
If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your mouth
Spontaneous Driving Shortcut: It's probably not one.
For those wanting to avoid prison: No means no.
The easily swayed: If you believe everything you read, don't read.
Pro fighters/weekend warriors in a scrape: Blurred vision? Hit the one in the middle.
For those who are struggling: You have not failed until you stop trying.
The easily swayed: If you believe everything you read, don't read.
Pro fighters/weekend warriors in a scrape: Blurred vision? Hit the one in the middle.
For those who are struggling: You have not failed until you stop trying.
With a gun: There is no such thing as "Overkill". There is only "Open Fire!" and "I need to reload!"
As a man: One does not simply (Insert verb) into Mordor.
As a man: One does not simply (Insert verb) into Mordor.
As a sexual deviant:
When in doubt, whack one out.
Up the bum, no harm done.
Every hole is a goal.
Plus the obligatory YGOTAS reference.
"Compared to friendship and compassion, experience is meaningless"
"Keep telling yourself that hun', what are you, a virgin or something?"
When in doubt, whack one out.
Up the bum, no harm done.
Every hole is a goal.
Plus the obligatory YGOTAS reference.
"Compared to friendship and compassion, experience is meaningless"
"Keep telling yourself that hun', what are you, a virgin or something?"
My good man, if you do not make rule 34: there is porn of it. No exceptions. I will have to kill you (unless it can't be rude, in which case, I'll forgive you).martin said:
Also: Don't eat yellow snow.
Seriously, yellow snow will kill you.
I'm not kidding, there is some messed up stuff in that yellow snow.
The internet: Not your personal army
am I doing it right?
but really, I know this a long project but this is YOUR project not really ours
am I doing it right?
but really, I know this a long project but this is YOUR project not really ours
You must hate abusive DRM and most of all Ubisoft for implementing it.
You must love cats or your penis will rot off and fall into an alternate dimension where it will be eaten by wild dogs.
There can be only ooooone!
You shall not eat napkins and wipe your mouth with crepes.
Asari aren't really women.
Those things in Twilight aren't vampires nor werewolves.
You shall play the Chzo mythos (seriously, do it if you haven't already. It's a quadrilogy by Yahtzee and it is fucking awesome!)
You shall not take advise from people on the internet. At least that's my advise.
You must love cats or your penis will rot off and fall into an alternate dimension where it will be eaten by wild dogs.
There can be only ooooone!
You shall not eat napkins and wipe your mouth with crepes.
Asari aren't really women.
Those things in Twilight aren't vampires nor werewolves.
You shall play the Chzo mythos (seriously, do it if you haven't already. It's a quadrilogy by Yahtzee and it is fucking awesome!)
You shall not take advise from people on the internet. At least that's my advise.
Kuchinawa212 said:
So, stick to your values and don't help. I'm merely asking, of course I could generate 500 plus rules when so many apply to us daily, but with the resources available why not exploit them?
"As a tough guy it is your moral obligation to kick butt and chew bubble gum but your all out of gum"
#215 "Why use imagination when the internet's got ya covered?" add that as well. Apologies if this comes off as offensive.martin said:
Shoot the medic first
Don't forget to reload!
Hey! Listen!
(No cookies for references, do you hear me? None!)
As a gamer: No matter what you do, or how you do it, if you're winning, you're a noob.
Also, possibly the most important rule of all - don't feed the trolls
Don't forget to reload!
Hey! Listen!
(No cookies for references, do you hear me? None!)
As a gamer: No matter what you do, or how you do it, if you're winning, you're a noob.
Also, possibly the most important rule of all - don't feed the trolls
