Oh and I forgot to mention, the librarian's a complete ***** at my middle school, and wouldn't let anyone in once all the chairs were taken.
I only wanted to quickly go in and out to get a book, but nooooooooo. Chairs are soooooo important because without chairs, the Covenant, the Combine, the Super Mutants, the Enclave, the Space Pirate Union and their pet dragons that breathe evil, corruption and bad grades will descend and ruin our day.
Because I would punch them all back in the time it takes to make a sandwich. If you were the Flash.
What were we talking about now?
I only wanted to quickly go in and out to get a book, but nooooooooo. Chairs are soooooo important because without chairs, the Covenant, the Combine, the Super Mutants, the Enclave, the Space Pirate Union and their pet dragons that breathe evil, corruption and bad grades will descend and ruin our day.
Because I would punch them all back in the time it takes to make a sandwich. If you were the Flash.
What were we talking about now?