Don't do that in my body!

[Disaster Button]

Have sex with my parents.

That's disturbing in the sense that you don't seem to expect them to reject your advances.

What sort of relationship do you HAVE with your parents? xD

We're close. Reeaal close.

Maybe it's because my parents are brother and sister.

 

[Darth Pope]

Make me take my clothes off in public.

 

[Low Key]

Nothing could be done to embarrass me more than what I have already done myself, and if they somehow found a way, I'd just blame it on the drugs later on.

Involving pain, they could do a lot I wouldn't like, but seeing as controlling my body would also control my senses, I don't think they would like it either.

 

[Snork Maiden]

It'd have to be something with lasting repercussions, obviously. So sex change, pregnancy, all that jazz.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Forcing me to watch Fox "News" for 24 straight hours. And smiling while doing it.

The Horror. The Horror.

 

[Robert632]

tape a dildo to my back and pretend it's not there.

 

[Florion]

Seduce my best friend who happens to be in love with me but whom I don't like back... it would be mortifying because I don't want to hurt him by leading him on, and all our friends are friends with each other except for the ones who are friends with my ex-girlfriend, so I'd be totally alone once people found out I'd done such a horrible thing.

 

[Irridium]

Go to my old school and take a shit in the middle of the hallways.
During passing period.

Have sex with my parents.

That's disturbing in the sense that you don't seem to expect them to reject your advances.

What sort of relationship do you HAVE with your parents? xD

We're close. Reeaal close.

Maybe it's because my parents are brother and sister.

You wouldn't happen to live in a backwood county in the the Southern U.S. would you?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

*Must not make rape joke*.

Rape? Anything illegal that will get me arrested?

Why can't I take THEIR body!?

 

[Tharwen]

Right now?

Be late to everything, since that's exactly what I'm in shit for at the moment.

 

[Trivun]

I'm currently sitting typing this on the sofa next to a friend and housemate who earlier mentioned she's starting to get desperate for some action... she's apparently been single for quite a long time. At the same time, I suspected for a while that she may have possibly fancied me for a while, though I never did anything about it. I also happen to find her very attractive and definitely my type, she's a great girl and fun to be around.

Hence the most embarrassing thing someone could do in my body right now would be to make any attempt at flirting with her...

 

[Woodsey]

Cut off my cock.

 

[Tharwen]

Seduce my best friend who happens to be in love with me but whom I don't like back... it would be mortifying because I don't want to hurt him by leading him on, and all our friends are friends with each other except for the ones who are friends with my ex-girlfriend, so I'd be totally alone once people found out I'd done such a horrible thing.

There are too many sexualities in that post for me to make out what's going on...

I'm currently sitting typing this on the sofa next to a friend and housemate who earlier mentioned she's starting to get desperate for some action... she's apparently been single for quite a long time. At the same time, I suspected for a while that she may have possibly fancied me for a while, though I never did anything about it. I also happen to find her very attractive and definitely my type, she's a great girl and fun to be around.

Hence the most embarrassing thing someone could do in my body right now would be to make any attempt at flirting with her...

So she read that as you typed it?

 

[T-Bone24]

tape a dildo to my back and pretend it's not there.

"WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK!?"

OT, I suppose it would be to shave me bald, cover me in grease and slippy-slide through Edinburgh City Center.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Have a blood test or anything that puts needles near me. God they're terrifying.

 

[hazabaza1]

Go around my school touching boobs.
That would be very awkward.

 

[Chris^^]

insert anything into my japs eye

='(

do not want

 

[EeveeElectro]

LOL@ thread title XD.

Run round naked O_O or do something incredibly embarrassed. I'm not embarrassed easily though.

 

[KrakFoxx]

Do a moonwalk through a library....naked

i would most disapprove of that

That sounds hilarious