Don't do that in my body!

[RanD00M]

Nothing that i care about.They can fuck it all up...Oh wait,I already did that.

 

[Disaster Button]

Go to my old school and take a shit in the middle of the hallways.
During passing period.

Have sex with my parents.

That's disturbing in the sense that you don't seem to expect them to reject your advances.

What sort of relationship do you HAVE with your parents? xD

We're close. Reeaal close.

Maybe it's because my parents are brother and sister.

You wouldn't happen to live in a backwood county in the the Southern U.S. would you?

Uh ah dun realleh urnderstand what yer sayin so ima go down yonder outside and play some mah geetar.

should be noted im using a nuclear form of sarcasm

 

[pernastin]

What's the worst they could do? Posting on The Escapist forums probably.

OHHOHOHOHOHO! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmjnYKlVnM]

 

[funguy2121]

If somebody were to take over your body for a day and you were helpless to prevent it, what would be some of the worst things they could do while in control of your body?

EDIT: This doesn't necessarily mean suicidal activities or activities to bring harm. Rather, think of things that would make things awkward for you socially, like flirting openly with someone, even though you have a wildly jealous spouse, or getting drunk while being an advocate against alcohol. Even little things, like crying because you're seen as a tough guy and that would ruin your image

Make me eat at Applebee's. Or play a JRPG or Pokeman.

 

[Xero Scythe]

go 'round streaking.

Seduce my best friend who happens to be in love with me but whom I don't like back... it would be mortifying because I don't want to hurt him by leading him on, and all our friends are friends with each other except for the ones who are friends with my ex-girlfriend, so I'd be totally alone once people found out I'd done such a horrible thing.

... so, wait, are you a guy or a girl? You mention flirting with a guy then mention a girlfriend.

Reflections: If you do not wish to answer my question, don't. It's just morbid curiousity.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Pansexual ahoy, clearly.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Masturbate furiously.

"Hey! HEY! What the hell are you doing!? Don't do that! STOP MAKING ME VIOLATE MYSELF"

 

[FallenRainbows]

Get back with my old girlfriend.

Zzinng.


OT: Sleep around. I would find who it was a destroy their soul. With an axe.

 

[roflchopter]

Have sex with my parents.

This.

 

[Gruchul]

tape a dildo to my back and pretend it's not there.

"WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK!?"

OT, I suppose it would be to shave me bald, cover me in grease and slippy-slide through Edinburgh City Center.

I've lived in Edinburgh long enough to know that noone would pay that kind of behaviour much attention. You might get the odd "You missed the festival" though.

 

[T-Bone24]

tape a dildo to my back and pretend it's not there.

"WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK!?"

OT, I suppose it would be to shave me bald, cover me in grease and slippy-slide through Edinburgh City Center.

I've lived in Edinburgh long enough to know that noone would pay that kind of behaviour much attention. You might get the odd "You missed the festival" though.

It's more the winter weather I'd be scared of, not the embarrasment. I've lived in Edinburgh long enough to know that, too mate.

 

[SimuLord]

Cheat on my wife. I could handle about anything else they could do as me, but hurt my woman and the moment I get control of my body back I'm using it to strangle you to death.

 

[The Last Nomad]

If they did something in your body, that nobody else knew about, would it still count as happening to you because you would have no memory of it....hmmm?

If they Shaved my head, I would be mighty peeved, I have a lushious head off hair you see, (Marc Bolan style)

 

[Gruchul]

It's more the winter weather I'd be scared of, not the embarrasment. I've lived in Edinburgh long enough to know that, too mate.

Well, that certainly makes sense. I've felt this city's chill touch far too often in the last few days, and that is with more clothing than usual!

 

[E-mantheseeker]

For me: Get a girl pregnant, of course the more children the worse I'd feel after regaining the use of my body, or getting married.

 

[Hovy14]

Probably making me listen to my girlfriend ***** and moan and ACTUALLY LISTEN

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get into a car accident that my body would survive, but would destroy my hands. I need my hands to write. I'm a writer... Now I need to go think about something else to avoid being depressed all weekend.

 

[Grayjack]

Probably sell all my games.