Don't do that in my body!

[imp_spittle]

This vile entity would probably take my body over to the nearest tattoo parlor and get every stereotypical, inexplicably-popular, and asinine tattoo imaginable. The barb wire around the arm, "mom," a tramp stamp even though I'm male. Top it off with piercings in all the worst places.

 

[Becoming Insane]

Anything.

My body is a finely tuned machine that is held together mostly with duct tape and, in one case, a screw (I am not even fucking around, a screw holds part of my ankle together.)

Anything is unacceptable, because it's my body, and even if all they did was spend the day drunk, I would hunt them the fuck down.

I'd say what I'd do once I found them, but I don't want to get banned and put back on every government watchlist ever.

You win.

 

[Snork Maiden]

It's totally worth calling him out by taking over his body.

I'll get my spellbook.

 

[JenXXXJen]

Anything, just acting slightly out of character would be enough to embarrass me for life and develop some stupid complex about it. I'm ridiculously self-conscious. And I can't spell.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Public castration. bhuuwww...

 

[kingofbaseball27]

it would have to do with shiting my pants in the middle of class while sitting next to a really hot girl

 

[kannibus]

Join the KKK. I would be obliged to hunt down whoever stole my body and nail him to a burning cross.

 

[T-Bone24]

It's more the winter weather I'd be scared of, not the embarrasment. I've lived in Edinburgh long enough to know that, too mate.

Well, that certainly makes sense. I've felt this city's chill touch far too often in the last few days, and that is with more clothing than usual!

Completely off-topic, but did you see how it was yesterday? Bloody storms!

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Have sex with my parents.

Something like this

*shudders*

yes, that would be aweful.

or rape someone... then the next day you get charged... and then you get raped in prison for years and years...

 

[Florion]

Seduce my best friend who happens to be in love with me but whom I don't like back... it would be mortifying because I don't want to hurt him by leading him on, and all our friends are friends with each other except for the ones who are friends with my ex-girlfriend, so I'd be totally alone once people found out I'd done such a horrible thing.

... so, wait, are you a guy or a girl? You mention flirting with a guy then mention a girlfriend.

Reflections: If you do not wish to answer my question, don't. It's just morbid curiousity.

I'm a girl, but I had a girlfriend who I liked very much for about a week before we decided it wasn't working out. I'm not completely sure if I'm actually bi - perhaps I am and I just haven't found the right girl? - but I figure I'll always be open to that option... =) Thank you for asking politely.

 

[Beartrucci]

Sending shemale bestiality to my friends and tell them how much I love it. That would make for a fun situation the next day....