Don't drop the soap

[Lexodus]

You know prison rape doesn't happen as often as they say in the movies.

tell that to my crippled arse.

This post goes SO WELL with your avatar, I lol'd so hard :'D

 

[Funkysandwich]

im wondering... im a dude... but how can a woman rape another woman? please do explain...

Objects, fingers, all sorts of other horrible things. If you really want more details I suggest you visit the darker areas of the internet and a shrink.

In that order, most likely.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Take a bite out of his jugular and announce that I'm crazy as fuck. That'll keep them away from me.

 

[standokan]

Did you watch Big Stan -.- ?(shitty movie)

I guess theres no helping it, its rape or getting raped so i will become the biggest baddest mofo of them all.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Say i have sensitive bowels and rapid diarrhea. Then hope for the best...

probably the best tactic unless they like choc tops......

 

[darkdots]

Ask Paris Hilton, lol (And then make a movie out of it. You'll be rich!)

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

She'd have a hard time getting me. For a start, I operate within the law.
Secondly, being nonsexual, I just brush off any advances, and it they try to force it, one of us ends up dead or hurt, and I wouldn't care which if I was in prison.

 

[Kiju]

I'd go see if there's any lube.

Oh, and a condom...gotta have one of those.

 

[gl1koz3]

You actually don't need any soap to wash yourself. Ancient humans already did, so why even care... even more in prison. Warm water can deal with most dirt and the rest will come off as your skin regenerates.

Seriously, you're in prison. Hygiene? Fuck that, you're in prison. And this is not supposed to be taken literally.

 

[Cazza]

Don't even take the soap.

 

[rabidmidget]

As he advances towards me, he will be so distracted he will not notice my long, snakelike [censored] sneaking up around him. Then before he knows it, it will strike and it will [censored] his [censored] repeatedly. It will then [censored][censored][censored] like a [censored] shish kabob. When he almost captures his breath it will [censored] and then wrap around his throat and then [censored]. [censored] [censored] [censored] chicken [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored], a technique I refer to as "the zeppelin", which would be followed by [censored] [censored] and [censored] unicorn [censored].

 

[Sky1]

WOW i thought this thread was for daily drop.
Then i read the first post O_O

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Take turns?

 

[cystemic]

complain of diahorrea or something

 

[Korolev]

Is prison rape as prevalent as popular culture makes it out to be? No doubt it occurs and the authorities don't do nearly enough to prevent it, but is it really as wide-spread in nations like America, Australia or the UK? I know it's pretty damn prevalent in South American Jails, due to the fact that there is virtually no order in those jails - the police let the inmates do whatever they want, at all times.

But does it really go on all the time in Western jails? I have met a person who spent time in a minimum security jail, and he said it didn't. Maybe in a Maximum Security jail, but I'm sure popular culture is taking liberties with reality.

That said, rape is one of the worst things you can do to a person, and is in no way funny at all. Seriously, it is, short of grievous bodily harm. It's not a funny thing and being in a situation like that is one of the worst situations you can be in.

Heads up: Don't go to jail! It's not nice. I've never been to jail, and I have no intention of ever going to a prison.

 

[AWC Viper]

What the hell man?

 

[AWC Viper]

invite him to a lovely tea party. Their only doing it cause their lonely, so why not make them company.

This, Also i love your DP, its soo cute

 

[Folio]

I wonder if prisoners are grown-up bullies. So if you say that you like it, maybe they'll lose the fun of it. (or supression of thoughts or whatever.)