Don't drop the soap

[Trucken]

Whatever it takes. Knee him in the groin, jam my thumbs into his eyes, bite off his ear, rip off his cheek with my teeth, rip off his dick Sin City-style, whatever it takes.

 

[bak00777]

wow there is a 7'11" (or switched the ' and " if messed that up) guy? Maybe i would start asking him he if plays basketball, you know try to change subjects so i dont get raped.

I wish I could tell you that I would fight the good fight and everyone would let me be. I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairy-tale world.

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

 

[Dan E]

i wouldnt even be in jail. I would be on an island thousands of miles away. But if I was in that situation I would do my best to fight him off.

 

[Littlee300]

I heard it only happens in USA so i'm safe.

Wow we are fucked up people
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I would have my tooth brush sharpened into a shank before I would take a prison shower.

 

[shadow741]

Brainwash him with repetition.

 

[Littlee300]

I would become the rape king. Because well I don't want to get raped thats sick. What....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVATUYADKGs
I believe this is what you mean.

 

[HT_Black]

Assume the position.

Ask him if we can wait until we get somewhere more intimate. And shank him if he falls for it.

 

[Absimilliard]

Find a rapist (preferably a paedophile one) that I know I can take out, get in a fight with the bastard and do my best to hurt or kill him. Thus: solitary confinement. If Bubba is still interested when I get back, I repeat the process.

 

[astrav1]

I fight. It doesn't take a big man to knock somebody down.

 

[Absimilliard]

...or maybe just tell people I have AIDS.

 

[Marik2]

[HEADING=1] THE BOOTY IS MINE IT BELONGS TO ME!!![/HEADING]

 

[Irridium]

This is the best thread that has ever been posted on this site.

Act like I'm into be all like please don't hurt me I will suck your dick please just do not hurt me. Then when we whips it out I bite off his ball sack. After that I wont stop kicking his leaking testy bag until he is dead.

And this is the best post. Clearly the Escapist is truly the bastion of intellect that everyone promotes it as.

That made me laugh. Also, I feel as though your avatar has racist undertones. Reasons for thinking this way; I don't know, just because...

I would not be in America?

Its an American Phenomenon.


Here in Denmark, it even goes so far in the opposite that inmates punishes sexual offenders.

Rapists and child molesters sometimes finds their faces covered in boiling water and sometimes even a mix of of boiling water and sugar, which is rather nasty... As it sticks to the skin.


Its one of the public services that Hells Angels do for Denmark.

From what I hear any inmate who's in because they did bad thinks to children have to be separated from everyone else. Mainly because they'll do what you said, among other things.

...or maybe just tell people I have AIDS.

As stated on the second page, it won't work. AIDS is a pretty big problems in prison, because of all the rape. So whether you have it or not, chances are the guy has it, and doesn't give a shit.

[HEADING=1] THE BOOTY IS MINE IT BELONGS TO ME!!![/HEADING]

Spoiler

That is exactly the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Maybe... If i should against all logic drop it then i'd just bend over and give him a nice look up my hairy, viking, bum! (And we'd see if that guy next to me didn't suddenly seem much more appealing)

 

[cjbos81]

What would I do? You mean other than pretend to resist.

I'd probably just avoid prison in the first place.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

That shit don't happen in Juvie right? Or Britain for that matter, so I'm safe.

 

[Sporky111]

If I were in prison and dropped the soap, I wouldn't lean over. That's the dumb thing to do.

Kneeling all the way.

That's hardly a win. You wouldn't want to be kneeling and hear the words "open wide"

Kidding aside, I can see two paths for myself. 1: I'm bisexual, so I could find myself a 'daddy' who will offer protection. But that doesn't really help me in the shower on the first day. Which leads to option 2: do my best to convince everyone in the room that I'm bat-shit insane and not to be fucked with. I would be biting anything I could get my teeth around; be it an ear, nose, finger, or genitals.

 

[Absimilliard]

...or maybe just tell people I have AIDS.

As stated on the second page, it won't work. AIDS is a pretty big problems in prison, because of all the rape. So whether you have it or not, chances are the guy has it, and doesn't give a shit.

Which makes me even more eager to avoid getting raped... Hmmm, how could I best simulate having the plague?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Hmm... Not so much a British thing, I believe/hope. Can I encourage my fellow rapees to revolt against Bubba? I'm sure 4 or 5 people could take him out. Although I wouldn't be one of the people fighting back. I'd be casually sprinting back to my cell, and whittling my toothbrush into something better resembling weaponry.

 

[omega 616]

The best defense is a good offense AKA do a Louis on family guy "*grab him by the balls and proclaim* these are mine!".

He would probably be so horrified, he would think I'm totaly bat shit crazy, thus meaning him and everybody else leaves me alone!