Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[Cap'n Ninja]

Isn't it also the Daily Mail's number two source behind sensationalism?

 

[Ren3004]

Didn't I think that was "Making shit up"? Or was that the Daily Star?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

HAVEN'T I NOT HEARD OF ANY OF THOSE WEBSITES?!
*Is carried off by a giant crow*

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Aren't they as bad as each other, but the Daily Mail doesn't use making shit up as a source, it uses it as a format?

 

[Ren3004]

Shouldn't British tabloids be just used to wrap fish and chips?

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Aren't they more likely to poison the consumer then?

 

[Ren3004]

Shouldn't they be used as paper airplanes for executions, then?

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Wouldn't it just be better if they didn't exist at all?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't you have a point?

 

[Ren3004]

Isn't she pointy?

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Isn't that an unfortunate side effect of a metabolism quicker than a rat up a drainpipe?
[sub]Srsly. I have next to no body fat at all, meaning I suck at winter.
I EVOLVED TO BE IN THE MEDITERRANEAN DAMNIT![/sub]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

DON'T I WISH I WAS POINTY?!
*Looks at non-pointy body*
[sub]Lucky.
*Looks a man tits*[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Wouldn't I rather be like you?
[sub]@Waflles: Didn't you go to the gym?[/sub]

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Wouldn't I rather not get shivering guys offering me their coats when it gets a little cold?
[sub]Never go through the pockets of a borrowed coat. Ever.[/sub]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Don't I agree also?
[sub]I did. It got really cold and some other issues that I won't go into at the moment prevented me from going. I do a couple push-ups and sit-ups at times, but I still got man tits.[/sub]

Didn't I do that for a girl one time and never got my coat back?
[sub]I'll take your word for it.[/sub]

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Shouldn't you avoid giving your coat to hobos in future?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shouldn't you give your coat to hobbes instead?

 

[Ren3004]

Doesn't setting them on fire work better anyway?
[sub]May I know what you found on that coat?[/sub]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wasn't I sorta liked at the moment, but now dislike because she's a mainstream whore?
[sub]*Slaps wrist* Bad hands, we must not divulge our lives to people![/sub]

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Doesn't it keep you warm too?
[sub]Various licit, but unpleasant items, and on one occasion, some form of pill that didn't look much like ibuprofen.[/sub]