[HEADING=1]HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]
*Presses numerous buttons*
*Various explosions go off*
*Takes out paper in my pocket*
I'd like to thank Escapist for giving me this chance! I'd like to thank all my interwebz friends and family. And....That's fuckin' it!
*Kicks a random person out of glee*
*Pours chloro-wine for everyone online or not*?
[HEADING=1]AREN'T I FUCKING HAPPY!?

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