Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[Roxas1359]

Didn't a polar bear somewhere just die?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

*sprays 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 aerosol cans all at once*

Aren't you worrying about silly things?

[sup]We should go burn down some rainforest later.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Aren't I really?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you imaginary?

 

[Roxas1359]

Doesn't that mess with my mind?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Isn't your brain easily messed with?

[sup]What if this is all just a dream?
Who's dream is it?
What will happen to you if the dream stops?[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Isn't it not really?
[sub]I opt for the "I don't really care" option.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you just a little ball of apathy?

 

[Roxas1359]

Aren't I just sick?
[sub]There's a flu going around and when I get sick I start caring less and thinking more evilly.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Doesn't that suck?

[sup]DRINK FLUIDS
GET SLEEP
TAKE MEDIMICINES[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Doesn't it indeed?
[sub]Yeah I'm losing my voice, but it's not so bad really.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Shouldn't you apply leeches to every square inch of your body?

[sup]Midterms week.
Everyone is sleepy and miserable here.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Won't I not do that?
[sub]Well I register for my classes tomorrow.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Shouldn't we give you a good trepanning?

 

[Roxas1359]

Won't I just get rest?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

But aren't you just the least bit interested in a dangerous medieval medical procedure?

 

[Roxas1359]

Aren't I more interested in the doctor that let Washington bleed out?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you going to let me drill a hole in your head?

[sup]Just smell this chloroform and it'll aaaaaaaaaaall be better.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you just jealous?

[sup]Here, you can hold this dirty jar and catch all the blood in it.[/sup]