Don't I Know You From Somewhere?
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Aren't you the guy not considering the rush you get from microwave theft?
[sup]Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got microwave theft?
Points for guessing the reference.[/sup]
[sup]Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got microwave theft?
Points for guessing the reference.[/sup]
[sub]ARGH THAT reference s on the tip of my tongue, no..WHAT IS IT?[/sub]
Aren' you that guy driving me mad?
Aren' you that guy driving me mad?
[sub]TELL ME THE REFERENCE!!![/sub]
Aren't you that guy with, you know, that thing, that does the stuff, you know.
Aren't you that guy with, you know, that thing, that does the stuff, you know.
Aren't you the guy who only just realized that i run the 'four-strike' ruling before something unfortunate happens?
[sub] You almost had strike one, but you're lucky the others had that discount. [/sub]
[sub] You almost had strike one, but you're lucky the others had that discount. [/sub]