Aren't you a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. Your visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, that valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish those venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[sub]The reason I got ninja'd was because I typed that out myself, but this time I just used ctrl+v from when I typed it out[/sub]