Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you hoping that your either 3 years younger than me or 2 years older?
[sup]Edit: would you kindly tell me your age now?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you 16 so that makes me only a year older than you?
[sub] You had me at 'would you kindly'...*sniff* Can't deny anything when someone does that...Anyway, don't spread it too much, I like the mystery.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't you get my age wrong?
[sup]2 years! That was very close, miss.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't I still within the policy though? *phew* Aren't you also going to explain what the policy is?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Isn't the policy "no flirtation of any caliber if girl is 3 years younger than me or 2 years older?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't I lucky? *wink*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you wondering why I'm fine with a 3 years younger girl and not a 3 years older girl?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Isn't it because your lolicon? I kid.

Aren't you going to explain?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't you know that even I don't know?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you quite the enigma?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you a time paradox?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you a doppleganger?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you the host?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you an attendee?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't we share an ionic bond?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't we blood brother/sister in a totally unrelated way?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you right, because otherwise it would be VERY weird and quite disturbing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't I strongly agreeing with you?

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Isn't the only thing that fucks with your mind your avatar?