Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you that guy Selleck'stachaphobia?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you wary of moustaches?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you...by god you're right. My condolences.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you offering condolences instead of asking "how"?

[sup]There is a story there, damnit.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you still deeply saddened?

@Chinchy Aren't you probably picking on a sore subject?
[sub] Sir. He lost his sister to facial hair![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you not the least bit curious?
Aren't you being overly sensitive?

[sup]Sordid pleasure? I was just asking so I could...
So I could write her story, of course! So the world will know the dangers of moustaches.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you going to tell an epic tale? *listens intently*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you hogging all the popcorn?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you the worst story teller ever?

[sup]And here I was expecting a tale worthy of being told by a grandmother![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't you wanna hear a real tale?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you to blame for our inattentiveness?

[sup]Maybe if you hadn't set that liquor store on fire right before you started...[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Isn't that your answer for everything?