Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Aren't you the only one?

*sob*

[sub]I'm just playin'...though it was kinda neat to see it change[/sub]

Didn't I celebrate it?!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Isn't that genius?!

AREN'T YOU RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP!?
*Blasts Red with shotgun*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Isn't that good, my sweet?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't I own the goat?

[sub]That's why I remembered.[/sub]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Can't I just keep the lower body?

 

[Sassafrass]

Won't I let you keep it if you answer this question?

Have you ever been raped by a coffee table? XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...Won-...Is-...Do-....Wat?! XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Isn't it a shame that's true?! XD

[sub]I've never walked the same since.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Won't I join Redlin in the "Raped by a table" club? XD

[sup]PMs with Toast can get freaky. XD[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Didn't I get raped by a different table?

[sub]That table is gone now. The nightmares are over.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't I have a choke chain on you?

[sub]You're still a goat... OR MAYBE YOU'RE A TABLE IN A GOAT COSTUME![/sub]

Or maybe.... TABLE IS ZOMBIES!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Won't I put you back into the kitchen?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Aren't you missing "n't" in your question?

[sub]Time for you to replace all those sandwiches! Start making them![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Aren't you gonna release him?

[sup]SEXIST REDLIN IS SEXIST! XD[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Won't I give him away to someone else?

[sub]It really is hard taking care of him. That and he makes my basement smell twice as bad.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Isn't that because you always let him practice his surgery down there?

[sup]That and the fact he has no toilet. XD Anyway, my brief visit is over, so g'night~ :3[/sup]