Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[Ren3004]

Aren't you here to defibrillate it?

 

[Baby Eater]

Doesn't it need CPR?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Doesn't it need to man the fuck up and keep moving?

 

[Ren3004]

Won't we prod it with a stick?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Won't you had me a stick to prod it with?

 

[Ren3004]

Didn't all my sticks burn down in the fire?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Won't you tell me why the fire is me?
*Has been on fire for hours*

 

[Ren3004]

Isn't it because you're so hot?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot as me?
[sub]I am surprised no one said that before.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Don't I... not have a girlfriend?

[sub]*Cries* WHY DON'T GIRLS LIKE ME?!?!?!?!?!?[/sub]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Hugs Ren*
Won't it be OK?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't I have my best friend to help?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Aren't I here too?

 

[Ren3004]

Aren't you way behind Rohypnol?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Don't you know how to kill my happy mood?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't I still like your Chloro-Wine?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Isn't that kinda good?

 

[Ren3004]

Won't you make some Rohyprum?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Isn't that a bold idea?

 

[Ren3004]

Won't it be a small step for man, a giant leap for drugs/drinks combos?