don't read

[Living Contradiction]

"Don't read?" That's like that sign in Scotland saying "Please Do Not Throw Stones at this Notice". Lofty expectations that are ultimately going to wind up cruelly battered and mocked for eternity.

Besides, I can't help the whole reading thing. My eyes see letters and the words just sort of happen. Call it a nervous tic if you want.

 

[wintercoat]

You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!

Anyway:

Fuck your diamonds! This thread is now bacon!

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

The longer an internet debate goes on the likelier it gets someone will post ponies.

Don't read, you say?

Ponies, you say?

 

[Rastien]

Spidermeme spidermeme

 

[wintercoat]

Spidermeme spidermeme

 

[Rastien]

Can we make it to page 2 before the lock guys!?

 

[WanderingFool]

One of the better threads Ive read in the past few days...

 

[TilMorrow]

I Reddit. No? Puns no good? Well...

 

[Rastien]

http://swiftor.com/attachments/f2/8769d1322223884t-60s-spiderman-meme-go-ill-get-*****-tugboat-bitches-love-tugboats.jpg

They sure do Spiderman

 

[Hazy992]

You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!

Anyway:

Fuck your diamonds! This thread is now bacon!

U MAD

Billy Dee disapproves

 

[Andsre]

Did I win?

 

[Rastien]

What did spidey have for dinner ?

 

[TheNaut131]

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

 

[KefkaCultist]

Guys! This thread is probably gonna be locked eventually, but spiderman has a plan!

 

[RastaBadger]

Did you actually triple post or did you just call it don't read so people would read it?

 

[DanielBrown]

I read it not only once, but twice, and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

You know whenever someone changes the title to 'don't read' or 'oh no, ignore this!' Everyone reads it just to see what's going on.

If no one else has declared it, I now say this thread is about rainbows and bowties.

This is my kind of thread, then.

Fair enough

Rain-bowtie snip

I see your rainbow-tie and raise you a cute Kitten Doctor!

 

[Absimilliard]

This thread is an interesting study in reverse psychology. See also George's Marvellous Medicine by Roald Dahl ("don't misbehave, George"), and Genesis (don't eat the fruit").