Door to door salesmen: your experiences

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the_dancy_vagrant said:
Idlemessiah said:
I had Jehovas witnesses a few weeks back. Its funny cause me and 3 of the people I live with study archaeology and thus human evolution, so we had a half hour debate on evolution, natural selection and picked a few holes in the bible too.
Ooh, Jehova's witnesses are fun. My dad is an engineer and he invited some into his house once. He asked them about their religion and then they got to the part about limited room in heaven and a revival on a new earth after the apocalypse. This is where it gets fun.

My dad was excited about the number 144,000 (which they believe is the max # of people in heaven) because it's "more than enough to establish a genetically diverse population on a newly colonized planet". Better still was the revival part, I can't remember exactly what he said but it was something along the lines of there being clues in the bible for astronomical coordinates to tell where this new earth was. He grilled them a bit on how their religious leaders were doing on designing and building a spaceship to "fulfill god's plan to send man into deep space". He kept on spouting technical details and asking them questions about interstellar travel and finally told them to "stay put" so he could "get out the blueprints and explain the theories properly". By the time he came back from the basement, they were gone.
Your dads a good guy.

Last time Jehovahs witness came around it was 2 middle aged ladies... i had a towel on... They started to talk to me about you know the normal Jehovahs witness crap so will they were tlaking i interupted and said "Hey, im sort of in the middle of banging my girlfriend. Unless you ladies want to join us could you finish this up." They gave alittle "sex is immoral" bullshit... but they did it while wlaking away.
 

Zahri

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Wiezzen said:
Haha! "Went of selling dope to selling soap"
Yep, he really said that.

I has jokes too!

What do you call a man who smokes joints wrapped in pages from the bible before going to a church sermon? =3

But yeah, anybody else have funny stories?
 

ekkaman

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Did it for a job once coulndt belive the amout of horny married women i had to service no joke at least a new one ever week was kind of fun good job for any 19 year old male who can talk shit trust me.
 

Deathman101

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With my grandmother, Jehovah's Witness knocks on the door. She opens the door and fucking chews them out. I was speechless...
 

jimduckie

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i love it when jehovah's stop in , i say i'm a druid , next time it's the white supremacy church , and of course the church of satan ... i like fuck'n with their heads ... they don't come round much but stop at the edge of my property and point and pray for me

as for salespersons , no but my industrial supplier stops by( shop equipment and repair shop supplies ) and the snap on and mac tool guys
 

Julianking93

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I've just had people come to me telling me to pray with them.

I say no and tell them to go away.

They never just go away.

Had to chew them out once.

It was awesome.