Dora the Explorer and the Lost City of Gold....a Live Action Dora movie.

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Yes, this is real.


All I can say is....where's my Blue's Clues movie about Steve in his College Years?

 

[Saelune]

Danny Trejo is Boots.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Danny Trejo is Boots.

I applaud you Saelune for not making a Donald Trump/Mexican Wall Joke/Reference.

 

[Saelune]

Danny Trejo is Boots.

I applaud you Saelune for not making a Donald Trump/Mexican Wall Joke/Reference.

You know I make lots of posts not talking about Trump, right? I post in more than just R&P.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Danny Trejo is Boots.

I applaud you Saelune for not making a Donald Trump/Mexican Wall Joke/Reference.

You know I make lots of posts not talking about Trump, right? I post in more than just R&P.

Indeed. But I thought this would be a thing from you in this case. I guess I was wrong.

 

[Saelune]

Danny Trejo is Boots.

I applaud you Saelune for not making a Donald Trump/Mexican Wall Joke/Reference.

You know I make lots of posts not talking about Trump, right? I post in more than just R&P.

Indeed. But I thought this would be a thing from you in this case. I guess I was wrong.

This is about a live action movie of a kid's educational show where Danny 'Machete' Trejo is voicing a monkey who is named after the boots he wears.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Danny Trejo is Boots.

I applaud you Saelune for not making a Donald Trump/Mexican Wall Joke/Reference.

You know I make lots of posts not talking about Trump, right? I post in more than just R&P.

Indeed. But I thought this would be a thing from you in this case. I guess I was wrong.

This is about a live action movie of a kid's educational show where Danny 'Machete' Trejo is voicing a monkey who is named after the boots he wears.

And Swiper is gonna be voiced by Benicio Del Toro, AKA Che Guevara/that guy from the Usual Suspects.

AI DIOS MIO, PORQUE BENICIO?!

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Wow. I mean I didn't think it was going to be good, but that's like...unreal bad. If I didn't know better I'd say that's a film school $100 budget movie, not a major motion picture. For a movie it looks beyond cheap.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

And Swiper is gonna be voiced by Benicio Del Toro, AKA Che Guevara/that guy from the Usual Suspects.

AI DIOS MIO, PORQUE BENICIO?!

2 guys best known for playing gangsters going against type by playing cartoon animals. What's not to love?

 

[Natemans]

Its not as dumb as I expected, but still not that great

 

[Xprimentyl]

Who is this even for? Hasn?t Dora been cancelled for like 5 years now? Aren?t all of her fans of drinking age by now? Has any other animated preschool learning show felt the need to cross lines into a live action feature film with genuine attempts at peril and intrigue? This just screams ?cash grab.?

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Hoo boy. This just screams billion dollar hit. Remember my words. This thing is gonna outgross Avatar and be a world wide cultural phenomenon.

Danny Trejo is Boots.

And Swiper is gonna be voiced by Benicio Del Toro, AKA Che Guevara/that guy from the Usual Suspects.

AI DIOS MIO, PORQUE BENICIO?!

Holy shit, I thought you two were taking the piss but it's actually true! Oh my god. Who asked for this? Who wanted a live action Dora movie starring Little J-Lo from Transformers 5 and a couple of legitimately talented hispanic character actors?

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

"You know that cute little show about a girl teaching kids stuff?"
"Yeah?"
"What if that girl had a knife?"

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

For a second I thought that was Fat!John Leguizamo and Fat!Eva Longoria but it's just Michael Pe?a and Fat!Eva Longoria.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Wow. I mean I didn't think it was going to be good, but that's like...unreal bad. If I didn't know better I'd say that's a film school $100 budget movie, not a major motion picture. For a movie it looks beyond cheap.

The CollegeHumor parody trailer actually looks more expensive.

 

[twistedmic]

And Swiper is gonna be voiced by Benicio Del Toro, AKA Che Guevara/that guy from the Usual Suspects.

AI DIOS MIO, PORQUE BENICIO?!

Maybe they wanted to do a movie that their kids/nieces and nephews/grandkids/etc. can go see without being traumatized.

 

[Marik2]

Yes, this is real.


All I can say is....where's my Blue's Clues movie about Steve in his College Years?

Its funny seeing internet parodies becoming full fledged movies. Rooster Teeth made a parody trailer for angry birds, and then it was made into a real movie. It all comes full circle.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

This will make a billion venezuelan bolivares worldwide.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Hoo boy. This just screams billion dollar hit. Remember my words. This thing is gonna outgross Avatar and be a world wide cultural phenomenon.

Danny Trejo is Boots.

And Swiper is gonna be voiced by Benicio Del Toro, AKA Che Guevara/that guy from the Usual Suspects.

AI DIOS MIO, PORQUE BENICIO?!

Holy shit, I thought you two were taking the piss but it's actually true! Oh my god. Who asked for this? Who wanted a live action Dora movie starring Little J-Lo from Transformers 5 and a couple of legitimately talented Mexican character actors?

Benicio is Puerto Rican

 

[Squilookle]

Yep- I would definitey rather watch the College Humour version. At least their trailer didn't reveal pretty much the whole plot.

Still want to see a TaleSpin live action movie before this live action fad dies off. That's the only one I'd genuinely love to see.