Here are two for you:
It started kind of odd. I'm iin a fairly non-descript house (everyday suburbia), by myself, just doing basic house stuff. I here a small squeaking noise, and I go to investigate. On the side of the counter is this tiny little woman scampering up the side of my counter! I pluck off the side an put her in my hand. She is absolutly tiny - and absolutely stunning as well. An apt description of her would be akin to that of Din from LoZ wouldn't be far off. If Din looked slightly more human, was 4 inches tall, with a white leotard-thing on, and had E-Cup (American E-Cup) breasts.
Though I did question as to why, how, etc. of her existance and being in my house, the answer is too fussy to remember, save that her name was Eva. Suffice to say, it satisified me, and with my new house member, I went about life (taking care not to squish). After a few days, while sleeping, I hear this terrible scream from next me, where the little bed she has been sleeping in is. Next thing I know, I have a full-sized version of Eva next to me, blushing, clutching my blanket to her presumably now very nekked self, and trying to explain fervently what happened. I can't recall my answer, nor the explaination, but it did end with me fetching robe and some of my clothes for her. The last thing I remember is lying back down in bed, and wathcing her almost immediately falling back asleep, but now clinging to me like to world's biggest teddy bear.
The next few days are blur, though a blur now filled with my now full-sized....friend. The last thing I remember in the dream is sitting down for dinner, and Eva was getting all....heavy with suggestions, when the light cuts out, I feel tremendous whack on the head, and barely regain enough vision in time to see some....girl, maybe(?).......carrying off a screaming Eva.
I tried to get up and do something, but the dream just kind of...ended.
And the other:
It begins with me being knocked out, and presumably kidnapped. I wake in a clean, sterile looking white room (the room from the beginning of Portal wouldn't be a far cry from this), with some entertainment stuff and living stuff in it. (TVs a 360 or two, a rather large bed, some couches) In though a door in the wall comes this outrageously hot woman in a lab techincian's outfit. Chest like the mountains themselves, etc. As close to perfection as you can get, I suppose.
I quickly ask her standard issue "Just been kidnapped and woke up in strange place" questions, to which she replies "Don't worry, nothing bad is going on. We just need to preform some tests. Tests which we think you'll enjoy very much. Very sensual tests."
At this, a screen opens up in the wall behind me, and behind are some very, very hot women, sans clothing, standing there looking at me like I'm the nexgt big course.
So far, so good, right? Wrong.
Next, lab lady takes out what looks like the devil's own tuning fork. Seriously, jagged ass, sharp as hell, electricity running up and down it. Not fun looking toy. I ask what it's for. She replies "Well, we have to do some sensitivity tests first.....". I demand to know where she intends to put it. "Well....into your rect..." I cut her off with an F-Bomb. I tell her she can go to hell, and thaat is an exit only, not an entrance.
She looked pissed. "Well, we have to, and if you won't cooperate, we'll just just have to make you." I ask "We?". At this, she pushes a button on her wistband thingy, and suddenly two burly-ass looking guards with an assualt rifle and a shotgun comes barreling in the door. At the sight of this, I did something rather...odd. Rather than surrender, I instead kik the doctor in the chest, hard enough to knock her into the guard with assault rifle, knocking him over, and tossing his assault rifle chest-high into the air. I grab the rifle shot the shotgun guard down, and then put a few rounds in the downed guard and doctor. Grabbing the shotgun, I haul ass out into the hallways outside the room.
Even though you really don't have what seems like a sense of time while dreaming, for the next fifteen minutes there was a running gunfight between me and the guards. Lots bullets, explosions, dead guards, etc. Epic stuff, I know. Finally, I reach what I assume is the Securty Office. Inside is one old, hippy looking guard. Without saying anything, I just kick the dude in the head, smashing it into a console screen, breaking it, and causing him a rather nasty head wound. Typing something in on a console, I open what seems to be the remaining doors. I book it for the entrance.
However, in the little foyer before I get out, I find the girls from my room from earlier. Now clad in skintight battle armor, with some weird triangle looking emblem on it, weilding various weapons, including an RPG. After some sexually charged banter, I just drop the pre-texts and shot three of them dead before they can move, inlcuding RPG lady. The next one charges me, bu slap in her her (literally), then use the shotgun to urn her into a fine red mist. The next tries the same with what looks like a combat knife, but she meets the business end of my foot and the shotgun blast to the belly. The final one attempts to pick up the RPG, but, after some cheesy one-liner, she catches a bullet in the eye.
I make my way outside. Its kind of forest-y, with a city very obviously nearby, due to the noise. However, a new noise greets me, along with a new sight - helicopter gunships. Yes, gunships. I take off through the forest gunships in pursuit. I reach what looks like highway, and sneak up an On-Ramp to the top. The gunships, still look in the forest, are close enough to the highway.....I leap.
I land on the wing of one. I crawl forward, take out the shotgun, and blow the pilot away. I quickly hop in the spiraling gunship, and gun down the remaining, confused gunships. I make for the city.
At the outskirts of the city I spot a woman standing in the middle of the street. She has the same armor as the chick from earlier. However, as I approach, she goes all......demonic, and changes into some half-nude, half-demon, all pissed devil woman, covered in some weird-ass black armor. She picks up a whole, four-story building and throws it at me. I dive out f the gunship. Somehow I survive the fall, and don't get crushed by debris either. I take off through the city.
She chases me telling me all sorts of stuff she wants to do to me. Finally, she nails me with a large chunk of....something, and I go down. Dazed and wounded, she stands there, looking all....demonically hot'n'bothered. Then, suddenly, she is hit by something, and is literally blastes to pieces. A tank rolls by, followed by some soldiers and gunships, some FAVs etc. A soldiers runs over to me, while shouts of "There they are! Take'em out" and explosions and gunfire are heard. As the soldier reaches me, I black out.
I wake up in what appears to be a hospital room. Lying in the bed, I'm groggy and sore, but otherwise alive. In walks this absolutely gorgeous female doctor. She asks me how I feel, and then tells me that they're going to do some tests to see how I'm doing and when I can be released. She bends over to reach for something, and I catch a glimpse of her neck - a tattoo of the same triangle emblem as on the uniforms of the deceased women from earlier.
I woke up after that.