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TheNumber1Zero

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deedee03 said:
TheNumber1Zero said:
a good while ago I had a dream where I was Jed Clampett,except I was a bee sometimes,anyway I lived in this ultra modern house by a cliff over-looking the ocean.then I was a bee throwing hone through a fan then going through the fan,catching it and exiting the fan,also the fan was filled with endless honey.one time during the honey transportation,I got stuck in the fans endless honey and got drunk.I went to re-hab for alchoholics,which my mind skipped like a movie,and when I came back,I sucked at my job.now I used to be the best,but I could not figure out how I used to do my job,after failing to get cheese through the fan during my teast attempts to get it through,some woman reminded me I could fly,so I flew through the fan with the cheese in hand and became great again.then I was Jed Clampett again,I needed to both deposit and withdraw some money from drysdale,then after telling him my need,I woke up.

any idea what that means?
bees are forerunners of great good fortune in buisness matters-even if they stung you-it sounds like u will have great good fortune for a while and u will run with it too much and fall back into being unfortunate and think u are useless and cant do anything and someone will help you to stand back up and try again and u will be great again :) u can avoid all of this problem by watching what you do later in life money and friend wise and dont sign anything without reading it first!
and as for Jed Clampett?
 

deedee03

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ironmace1 said:
Only one that I can remamber is this I'm running throught this muddy dessert with a high tech building made of glass next to me and I can see 7 T-rex's and pig's in the mud, I look behind me and see my friend Harry push me into the mud and I start to drown then spin round that come out again and I am a pig?

Never understood it.
you cant expect some immediate difficulties due to hidden opposition-but the outcome will be better than you expect :)
 

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I had a dream where a sentient race of donut people killed President Obama. I then got a call from the leader of the American resistance (who just so happened to be a cross dressing banana) and off I went to save the world.

The moral of the story?
Never eat pizza before bed.
 

Xanadu84

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Oh Psychology degree, you can be such a wet blanket sometimes...

First of, I need to point out that pretty much everything that Freud said about Psychoanalyzing is totally BS. His theories are as well backed and falsifiable as Astrology. Dream analysis is certainly interesting, but by and large are like pretty much any other cold reading, whether its Astrology, Tarot, Phrenology, etc. Despite efforts to the contrary, there has yet to be credible evidence that dreams signify anything except random memories from the day. If there is any credibility to be found it's in the way the dreamer interprets his dream after dreaming, trying to make sense out of random noise in a manner similar to a Ink Blot test. And Ink Blot tests themselves have yet to establish a system of interpretation with any validity to it.

Enjoy the interpretations, but remember that dream analysis is for entertainment purposes only.
 

deedee03

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samaritan.squirrel said:
I was Morgan Freeman. And I could fly.
Above a pine-forest.

Go, Freud, go!
if the main feature of the dream was the green of the trees the dream promises a release from worry-if you successfully maintained your flight at a low to medium height you can expect to achieve your goal without much difficulty-if you were trying or straining to reach a high altitude the dream is telling you that your grasp is greater than your reach and you would be wise to alter your course.
 

Captain Pancake

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I had this one aaaaages ago. I went into this red barn. in the corner, there was this weird, talking wolf, or a fox or something. suddenly, it got up and slowly walked towards me with a devilish grin on his face. i climbed up to the top floor of the barn to avoid him, but he bounded up after me. I then ran out of the small opening at the front of the barn, jumped out and fell to the floor, as if i was gliding so it was all very slow. I woke up to find that i had fallen out of my bed.
 

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skitzo van said:
Alright, this one is a little crazy I started out in some alien circus with alien hookers in the bathrooms. I got into a carosel (or however its spelled), the carosel goes underground and takes me to universal studios, there im with a bunch of 12 year olds. George Lopez comes flying into the audience of 12 year olds, except hes in a submarine. He then "flys" at me but everytime he comes near me an audience member disapears. Then my dream ended
Run to the hospital immediately! Tell them this information and they will get you fixed right up.
 

Mr Claw Hammer

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Here are some that I can remember:

Being in a quite dark factory then seeing Marilyn Manson then him yelling "Look out!", then I turn round and see Eminem in a hockey mask, dungarees and holding a chainsaw.

Trying to have a bath but some gestapo style people chasing me round my house.

Me trying to walk from my town in Scotland to London naked then getting there, something with a balloon, then im suddenly walking over a icey hill, still naked then seeing a city, maybe London I'm not sure. And finally I'm back in my town asking people if I could use a phone to get a lift home, but no one gives me a phone because I'm naked and everyone laughs at me.

I walk into pre school for a parents night thing and I see the talking head from Art Attack and he says "Hello Christopher". I wake up screaming.

By the way these are all not one dream. If they were it would be pretty epic.
 

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Maziecat said:
I can only vaguely remember the beginning, but I think it started in my room, for one reason or another. Then my room kind of vanished and I was walking down the depressingly small flight of stairs to the middle school's cafeteria. The cafeteria's tables had been rearranged in a way that spoke of the tables in the great hall at Hogwarts. I sat down at the emptiest ones, with two of my friends opposite of me. Then another, absent friend's mother came over to me, looking strikingly like Britney Spears. I never saw anything above her shoulders, but I could tell she was very angry at me for some reason. Then she sat down near me and pulled out her daughter's head to show to me. I could tell this had something to do with her anger, although I wasn't sure what. The head was really creeping me out, so I tried to cover my eyes, but the mother figure shoved the face into my face angrily, forcing me to look at it. Suddenly, I realized that it was NOT, in fact, my friend's head. Then the dream ended.
And no, whatever she was mad about had nothing to do with someone murdering her daughter.
first of all id like to say that castle crashers rule and im a level 99 :p 2nd id like to point out that ur dream lies in the tables:p sounds odd i know but the tables in your dream are whos yelling at you :) i need to know what the tables were made out of :)thanks :)
 

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ok this one is my wife's dream. Her brother died and she cried. When her crying was at its peak he came back to life.
 

deedee03

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Captain Pancake said:
I had this one aaaaages ago. I went into this red barn. in the corner, there was this weird, talking wolf, or a fox or something. suddenly, it got up and slowly walked towards me with a devilish grin on his face. i climbed up to the top floor of the barn to avoid him, but he bounded up after me. I then ran out of the small opening at the front of the barn, jumped out and fell to the floor, as if i was gliding so it was all very slow. I woke up to find that i had fallen out of my bed.
hard times or financial embarassment so pull in your belt -an empty barn is a warning against risky investments-and red pertains to your temper-calm down
 

deedee03

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Mr Claw Hammer said:
Here are some that I can remember:

Being in a quite dark factory then seeing Marilyn Manson then him yelling "Look out!", then I turn round and see Eminem in a hockey mask, dungarees and holding a chainsaw.

Trying to have a bath but some gestapo style people chasing me round my house.

Me trying to walk from my town in Scotland to London naked then getting there, something with a balloon, then im suddenly walking over a icey hill, still naked then seeing a city, maybe London I'm not sure. And finally I'm back in my town asking people if I could use a phone to get a lift home, but no one gives me a phone because I'm naked and everyone laughs at me.

I walk into pre school for a parents night thing and I see the talking head from Art Attack and he says "Hello Christopher". I wake up screaming.

By the way these are all not one dream. If they were it would be pretty epic.
walking is a form of obstacle dream-if u walked with ease-it signifies an easy triumph and if you walked with difficulty you will still overcome your obstacles but it will require determined effort-sometimes we have more than one dream that gives the same message to purposly drill the idea of whats wrong with us in our head to MAKE us remember because it will effect us greatly future wise
 

TaborMallory

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deedee03 said:
Anyone have a dream they would like to have me read-just explain the dream the best you can adding colors and objects such as ice or a car :) and ill do the best that i can -DO NOT tell me anything about your life as is the dream explains your life and whats happening in it so ill know anyways :)
I had a dream where my best friend changed his name to Al Gore. Then he built a terminator robot that looks just like him to go kill the real Al Gore. The robot got in some fancy car, then everything faded and I was sitting on a table with a plate of cookies and there were lots of fat people sleeping.
 

deedee03

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TaborMallory said:
deedee03 said:
Anyone have a dream they would like to have me read-just explain the dream the best you can adding colors and objects such as ice or a car :) and ill do the best that i can -DO NOT tell me anything about your life as is the dream explains your life and whats happening in it so ill know anyways :)
I had a dream where my best friend changed his name to Al Gore. Then he built a terminator robot that looks just like him to go kill the real Al Gore. The robot got in some fancy car, then everything faded and I was sitting on a table with a plate of cookies and there were lots of fat people sleeping.
a dream involving a car means absolutly nothing-pssst-lay off the tv for a bit :p
 

deedee03

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Maziecat said:
Level 50-something, but it wasn't our Xbox and now I can't play it anymore
:'(
yeah i have a couple of 256's or whatever the glitch is-barbarian war were u beat the big guy with spiked backpack there is a serious glitch-if u have the giraffee you can get to a 99 :) did u know that???