Dreams that just make you say "wtf?"

[uchytjes]

Self explanatory title^^

Spoiler: my experiance

I woke up remembering a dream where my body was in extreme pain. After getting out of bed I realized that I had a giant cramp in my leg. This isn't so much "what the hell happened" so much as it is a moment where I thought "the hell?" because normally I wake up from my sleep in the middle of my cramps and that was the first time i've slept trough one.

So what are some remarkable dreams you have had?

 

[Generalissimo]

i once dreamt i defeated a guy in a fight by spraying coke at him. when i awoke, i had a sudden craving for the sweet, black liquid. i got through a six-pack that day.

that the #### indeed. glad it wasn't anything worse.


like pepsi >__>

 

[Tiger King]

ive had a few dreams where i have realised im dreaming and have been able to manipulate the dream slightly. dosent last long though, as you soon start thinking 'nope that dosent make sense thats stupid' to stuff going on.

 

[Keoul]

I had a dream where I was the mad hatter (Or just a madman with a hat, a little fuzzy when you're crazy). I went to visit some queen or other and I ended up pissing her off to the point where she started eating glass.
I don't remember much else but it was pretty damn weird.

 

[Ldude893]

Just last night, I had one where I was watching an episode of My Little Pony that somehow involves humans (which I exclaim but everyone else watching just shush's me), and apparently Twilight Sparkle gets invited to a dinner with a human family but somehow embaresses herself for not abiding to human table manners.
Then that all turns out to be a dream by a human Twilight Sparkle who's actually on a boat on a jungle river, and she sails past a giant crocodile who swims after her in hot pursuit, and for some reason she gets off the boat and runs on water a'la Jesus or Looney Tunes cartoons.
And then out of nowhere it wasn't Twilight who was running, but Mickey Mouse, and he encounters an expy of a villainous Batman and several henchmen dropping a corpse into the river, but then Mickey bumps into them and suddenly they get tied up in a rope trap, and Mickey accidentally steals an entire bag of gold coins and a diamond.
And then the whole thing shifts to MY point of view, and I open a locker in a High School to leave my newly-possessed treasure; except that I have an extra diamond that turns out to be edible. Locking it inside, the bell rings and some of my college friends come over. I decide to show them what I had, and so I opened my locker. But the stash had inexplicably disappeared, and for some reason the locker turned to a completely different color. Then one friend realizes what happened and said that since I woke up from my dream, the gold and diamonds wouldn't be there anymore.
And then I actually woke up.

Jesus Flipping Christ.

 

[Queen Michael]

They all make me say "WTF." Dreams don't make a lot of sense.

 

[JoJo]

ive had a few dreams where i have realised im dreaming and have been able to manipulate the dream slightly. dosent last long though, as you soon start thinking 'nope that dosent make sense thats stupid' to stuff going on.

Heh, I've had a couple of lucid dreams too. Both times I was dreaming I was in my bed but someone impossible was happening (1. bed was flying, 2. someone was flying above me) but I knew it was a dream since I was thinking "shit this is scary but I know it's just a dream,".

Other than that, I had a dream where I died and when to a purgatory that looked like a medieval town, and in the distance you could see a shining white building: paradise. It was a weird dream.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I can barely remember the rest of this dream but one thing about this particular dream really stood out as it were, so i've remembered it since last year.

I dreamt that I had three penises growing out of my chest. I'm serious.

 

[Sir Pootis]

I once had a dream were a car it me, but instead of me dying (that would be too sensible) the car bounced off me.

 

[Dead Seerius]

I have a reoccurring dream where, at random intervals, everyone around me freezes and if I don't freeze at exactly the same time (I almost never do) the earth starts shaking like crazy, and I get tossed around like a ragdoll for a minute. Then it stops, and everyone just starts moving right along again like nothing ever happened.

Anyway, it's given me inspiration to create a more hardcore version of red light/green light. Now all I need to do is harness the power of the earth's plates...

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I?ve had dreams where one of my friend?s tickling me, and then sometime afterwards, I wake up from it giggling.

I?ve had another dream where there was this random timer on my computer counting down from 10, and the moment that it went to 0, I woke up.

But in general, most of my dreams don?t make sense. I recently had one where a woman that worked in the reception of my school was, for some reason, selling me bus tickets in my local Co-op shop. And dreams where I struggle to walk and my legs move really slowly when I'm trying to run away from some madman who's broken into my house to try and kill me for whatever reason.

 

[Genocidicles]

I had a dream where my cat got a medal and certificate from the Queen for services to Britain. I then took my cat back home by driving a car along some train tracks with my grandma.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Probably my biggest WTF dream was being T-1000... the only snag being that it only applied to the lower half of my body... -_-

A lot of my dreams invariably involve me being telekinetic, which is pretty cool.

 

[thesilentman]

My own "what the fuck" dream moment was when my dream decided to mix several mind-screwy finales of many series and mush them all together into one clusterfuck of a dream. Did I mention that one of those series was Evangelion? Now you understand the pain in my head when I woke up.

 

[CAPTCHA]

I had a dream a few weeks ago that's stuck with me. For some reason it felt really prophetic, though I don't know why.

Spoiler

I attended a meeting of sorcerers in a great hall whose edges were lost in the darkness. Each sorcerer was aligned to an astrological sign. There was a Cancer mage, Pisces mage, Gemini mage and the rest. Being a Scorpio, I was naturally drawn to the Scorpion mage; a man in black and gold trimmed robes that wore a pointed hood and had an eastern mysticism about him. The scorpion mage gave a demonstration of his magic by unleashing a box of scorpions onto a summoning circle and making them dance. The scorpions twisted and merged with one another, forming into the shapes of unknown runes and symbols. Despite the display there was a sense of phoniness about it, as though his magic was nothing but a trick like that of an Indian rope charmer. It was mundane. But then the real thing happened.

A new figure entered the hall. At a glance you could tell that he was different from the others. The man was a giant, at least 12 foot tall and muscled like a classical statue. It was clear that this demigod was the embodiment of Taurus and he wore tight fitting brown leather boots, trousers and a jerkin. Following behind him was a herd of similarly coloured, horned cows which he led to the centre of the hall. The other mages stopped their conjuring and gathered to watch his demonstration of power.

Taurus stood for a moment and glanced around with a sense of satisfaction, then in a great breath, sucked the herd of cows into his mouth. A moment passed while whatever magic he was preforming took place, then he spat out a single creature that landed kneeling on the ground before him.

The creature was shaped like a man, but was a giant equal in stature to Taurus. It wore no clothes and its head was that of a bull. Unlike the demigod, who emanated a sense of power and control, the Minotaur was a thing of wild rage and aggression. A moment passed as the creature stumbled about and rose to its feet, and then it began to bellow and snort and become enraged. Everyone in the room backed away from the creature; all but Taurus who waited patiently before the beast.

Then the Minotaur charged and the two began to trade blows. Each punch would have reduced a man to jelly and the room shook with the impact of their fists, but neither being fell to the other. An unknown amount of time passed while the two beings brawled but eventually the Minotaur began to tire and as it did so its rage subsided until its fighting spirit was depleted and it fell to its knees before Taurus in defeat and supplication. Taurus's confidence and energy remained much as it had before the battle and without word, he placed his hand on the back of the Minotaur?s neck and accepted its pledge of subservience. All others in the room did likewise and fell to their knees in worship and awe, accepting Taurus as the greatest of them all and their lord from here on out.

The dream then shifted in time to some weeks after the event in the hall of mages and I found myself in a world ruled by a tyrant god, whose agents sort out and killed any who would not accept his rule. I was in hiding from these agents in a deserted church bell tower, while beneath me hooded men wearing the garb of the bull raced up the tower to find me and kill me. I took a wooden stake and committed to fighting my way from the bell tower. As the first agent entered through the door to my hiding place I stabbed him in the breast and pushed him out the window. Seeing a chance to escape I followed after him and stepped out onto the ledge running around the outside of the tower. As I did so I froze in fear at what stood before me.

Though its form had changed I recognised the creature towering over me as being the Minotaur from before, but now instead of being a bull, it had transformed into some sort of immense feathered dragon or gryphon. I knew I was doomed, that nothing could defeat this creature. Too much time had passed, Taurus's rule had become too strong, and this dragon, the symbol of his dominion was undying, incorruptible and would never stop serving its master.

 

[Catfood220]

I had a strange dream a couple of days ago, basically I was at a music festival inside a huge building that just so happened to have a fully functioning beach. So obviously the tide came in and flooded the campsites and everyone had to rescue all their stuff and exit the building through the one exit. Outside everyone was complaining about their ruined stuff and how it was the worst festival ever, despite the fact that they'd all decided to camp at a festival held on a beach. And Ritzy from The Joy Formidable was there for some reason...but it wasn't one of those dreams.

 

[God'sFist]

I had this dream where I was in a van with my mom and her "cult" group. The driver was driving down the road and one of the men in the van pointed to a cloud this cloud eclipsed the sun. the man said it was a mystical sign from God the rest of the people in the van cheered "praise be" I then turned to my Mom and asked if she really believed this crap. She asked me where I got this rude behavior from and I woke up.

@CAPTCHA cool dream man. that sounds like an awesome story.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Last week, I set my alarm for 7:45, and I woke up. I apparently fell back asleep, then dreamt that I left for my first lecture. I then woke up at 11:30 and realised I'd missed both of my lectures that day. Cheers, brain.

 

[Terminate421]

I dreamed that I was last man standing in my house against ponies.

My choice of weapon was the Lancer.

Now this may be a good dream but its actually these...ponies....I was being chased by.......


In my dream they were immune to almost anything. I specifically remember reloading my rifle in my living room when one of them pounced me from my side. If there was a Call of Duty moment in this dream, it was here because I remember flipping the chainsaw on and revving it upwards into the bottom of the pony that pounced me's neck. Then complaining about the mess.

Terrifiyng as shit I tell you.

 

[Fluffythepoo]

I had a dream where i wet the bed, then got up and couldnt believe i wet the bed, i was so ashamed i decided to burn the bed in the backyard... then i woke up and discovered id wet the bed, this was maybe 2 months ago >.>