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cavicchia

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In my time on the Escapist Forums, short though it may be, I have not seen a single forum about drink recipes. They are clearly stated in the category of Off-topic Discussion, so lets have at it gentlemen!
 

John Galt

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Water: Two parts Hydrogen, one part Oxygen, mix and then stir. Best served chilled.

Sorry, I just had to do that.
 

HSIAMetalKing

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Actually, there is a thread about drink recipies, posted a few weeks back. It's on page 3 now.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.52951

But what the hell, I'll play ball.

I call this the "Fucking Awesome".

1/2 melted push pop (the frozen popsicles that come in the plastic tubes)
Fill the rest of the tube with Everclear.
Tilt your head back and push the whole thing down your throat in one big gulp.
 

Swenglish

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The Volkswagen, commonly known as the Vodka Watermelon (VW, hur hur, get it? Guess it was a lil' bot far-fetched)

Anyways, for this you need a bottle of the best Swedish Vodka and a huge Watermelon. Simply cut a hole on the top and stick a funnel down. Pour your swedish partyjuice in the funnel every day a whole week till the melon is ripe. The melon should now have absored all of the alchohol, and should therefore make you go bonkers if you have a slice. Enjoy!

Note: If you want something less manly to pour into the melon, Champagne or the alcoholfree alternative root beer should be just fine.
 

ChrisP.Lettuce

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Swenglish said:
The Volkswagen, commonly known as the Vodka Watermelon (VW, hur hur, get it? Guess it was a lil' bot far-fetched)

Anyways, for this you need a bottle of the best Swedish Vodka and a huge Watermelon. Simply cut a hole on the top and stick a funnel down. Pour your swedish partyjuice in the funnel every day a whole week till the melon is ripe. The melon should now have absored all of the alchohol, and should therefore make you go bonkers if you have a slice. Enjoy!

Note: If you want something less manly to pour into the melon, Champagne or the alcoholfree alternative root beer should be just fine.
I tried this once but it just turned into a hollow melon full of mush, how do you avoid that?
 

Swenglish

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Has to do something with the ripeness. I usually give the Watermelon a good slap at the supermarket to check if it is ripe or not. If it sounds hollow and feels soft, then you should avoid it. Go for the ones that are light green, since they tend to ripe in about a weeks time. Also, make sure you don't have apples in the fridge, since they emit some gas that speeds up the ripe (ing)? procedure.
 

GenHellspawn

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Worst drink ever:

1 cup cheap vodka
1 cup Red bull, preferabley stale
1 teaspoon aregeno oil
equal parts (not over 3 cups) orange juice and sprite/7up (not mixed)
and a little bit of club soda

If you don't pass out, you'll have bad breath for the better part of two weeks :)
 

Dry Ice

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4x4, this really does seperate the men from the boys....

4 shots absinthe, 4 shots Jack daniels sour mash, 4 shots vodka / everclear (INSANE), 4x Jagermister in a pitcher and topp up with Coca-cola / Pepsi max wich ever you want and also PLENTY OF ICE. if you can have all that by your self, welcome to the elite.
 

Gigantor

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Two of my favourites, built on a student budget:

Skittles vodka: take large bowl of vodka; add many, many skittles. Tastes disgusting, but satisfyingly chewy.

Clusterfuck: watched a friend drink a large bowl of this the other day. 1/4 whiskey, 1/4 Pimms, 1/4 Hock (nasty, sweet German white wine), 1/4 of the cheapest, cheapest lager you can obtain. Drink, but don't expect any darned sympathy from me.

One of these days I'll learn to make a nice drink.
 

oobee

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Polish Martini - bison grass vodka (such as Zubrowka), honey liqueur, and apple juice
Dublin Mudslide - vodka, coffee liqueur, Irish cream, and cream.
Belfast carbomb - Guinness, Baileys, Jameson.

my fave cocktails.
 

AgDr_ODST

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hot water+teabags+sugar=SAWeeet Tea the official drink of the south(ern United States)
 

Dusty Donuts

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Rice Power Drink!
Get 1 full cup of rice.
Eat the rice.
Fill the same cup with more rice.
Eat most of the rice.
Crack half of the cup up, then sticky tape it up together.
Pour water over the remaining rice.
Leave to soak for 80 minutes.
Give to enemies your friends for a refreshing drink!