Drinking is coming... and other ways to get irresponsibly ratted

[Zantos]

Disclaimer: I support responsible drinking most of the time.

I just got back from my friend's house after partaking in the Game of Thrones drinking game, which I highly recommend if you've had a falling out with your internal organs. For those of you interested in it, these are the sketch rules we used

Spoiler: Drinking is coming...

Take a drink when
- A character states that winter is coming
- Whenever a Lannister is the subject of violence (with the exception of Tyrion, and a special rule for Joffrey)
- Whenever Viserys Targaryen throws a strop becasue he isn't king yet, or because he has to live with the Dothraki
- Whenever Tyrion Lannister says or does something to make you laugh
- Whenever Khal Drogo kills something
- Whenever anyone is attacked by a direwolf
- Whenever anyone solicits the service of a prostitute, or a prostitute touts for business
- Whenever there is full nudity on screen
- Whenever there is a raven or "a rider of the night"

Interactive Bits
- Whenever John Arryn is mentioned you must toast to his memory, then drink. The last to toast drinks twice for being a treacherous Lannister bastard
- Whenever any graphic sex appears on screen, put on your best Sean Bean voice and say "Winter is coming... and so is he/she!". Last one to do so, and anyone with a piss poor yorkshire accent, drinks
- Whenever the wall appears, everyone must say "By 'eck, it's grim up north" and drink
- Whenever Jaime and Cersai Lannister are alone on screen, last person to shout "Incest! A game for all the family!" drinks. This overrides the graphic sex rule if they're having sex at the time
- Whenever Ned Stark disagrees with something or casts doubt on a suggestion, everyone must say "One does not simply (insert act here)", last one to come up with something, or anyone rubbish at the accent, drinks. e.g. One does not simply adopt five direwolves
- Whenever a new place is featured in the opening sequence, the first person to point it out gets to make a new rule

Heavy drinking (use at your own peril)
-Whenever Joffrey or Viserys Targaryen is insulted or physically harmed in any way, down your drink
- Whenever King Robert is speaking, drink constantly

So would you try to play this? Let us know if you survive. What are your favourite drinking games?

 

[Lederin]

- Whenever the wall appears, everyone must say "By 'eck, it's grim up north" and drink

I think this is my favourite and I would definitely play this game

 

[WolfThomas]

The total recall drinking game. Only two rules, drink whenever Arnie says "Mars" and kills someone.

 

[Zantos]

The total recall drinking game. Only two rules, drink whenever Arnie says "Mars" and kills someone.

This is awesome and must be done immediately. I need to go find Total Recall right now!

 

[Broady Brio]

Sure, I wouldn't mind playing this game. Except, I've never watched Game of Thrones. Never got round to it.

I've wanted to play the Scarface drinking game.

There is only one rule.
For every swear, take a shot.

Or the easier on your liver option.
Everytime Tony Montana says "Fuck", take a shot.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Spoiler: Drinking is coming...

Take a drink when
- A character states that winter is coming
- Whenever a Lannister is the subject of violence (with the exception of Tyrion, and a special rule for Joffrey)
- Whenever Viserys Targaryen throws a strop becasue he isn't king yet, or because he has to live with the Dothraki
- Whenever Tyrion Lannister says or does something to make you laugh
- Whenever Khal Drogo kills something
- Whenever anyone is attacked by a direwolf
- Whenever anyone solicits the service of a prostitute, or a prostitute touts for business
- Whenever there is full nudity on screen
- Whenever there is a raven or "a rider of the night"

Interactive Bits
- Whenever John Arryn is mentioned you must toast to his memory, then drink. The last to toast drinks twice for being a treacherous Lannister bastard
- Whenever any graphic sex appears on screen, put on your best Sean Bean voice and say "Winter is coming... and so is he/she!". Last one to do so, and anyone with a piss poor yorkshire accent, drinks
- Whenever the wall appears, everyone must say "By 'eck, it's grim up north" and drink
- Whenever Jaime and Cersai Lannister are alone on screen, last person to shout "Incest! A game for all the family!" drinks. This overrides the graphic sex rule if they're having sex at the time
- Whenever Ned Stark disagrees with something or casts doubt on a suggestion, everyone must say "One does not simply (insert act here)", last one to come up with something, or anyone rubbish at the accent, drinks. e.g. One does not simply adopt five direwolves
- Whenever a new place is featured in the opening sequence, the first person to point it out gets to make a new rule

Heavy drinking (use at your own peril)
-Whenever Joffrey or Viserys Targaryen is insulted or physically harmed in any way, down your drink
- Whenever King Robert is speaking, drink constantly

Well, say nothing for the rest of your organs, at least your liver's well preserved and you ain't even dead yet!

OT: Not really... there's a CSI drinking, if only to make the experience of watching the episode a little more bearable (particularly if it's not LV): mention of or display of fingerprints/GSR/striations; slow-mo/magnified 'replays'; and for the real scientists, misrepresentation or mispronunciation of technical language/knowledge.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Last time I was participating in a drinking game we watched a low budget, terrible horror movie. Everytime there was a situation where a real person would act very different to the way the actors were in the movie we took a shot.

I do not remember much of the night besides that.