Drive-by insults

[CRAVE CASE 55]

The worse ive seen is someone swerve hit a puddle of mudd after it got done raining and hitt a 10 year old kid with mudd on purpose.

 

[bjj hero]

The worse ive seen is someone swerve hit a puddle of mudd after it got done raining and hitt a 10 year old kid with mudd on purpose.

Its really satisfying, although I tend to aim for students in their late teens.

Cities would have better drainage if people didnt want you to do it. Its almost rude to drive around a puddle with near by pedestrians.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

 

[internutt]

The worse ive seen is someone swerve hit a puddle of mudd after it got done raining and hitt a 10 year old kid with mudd on purpose.

That's unfortunate. It can be great visual comedy at times however.

 

[Yegargeburble]

Isn't being (badly) insulted better than being shot at? (ie. a real drive by)

Yes. We don't have drive by insults in America. We have a drive by. I would take a drive by insult over a drive by anyday.

Yeah. Never seen / been in a drive by, and I am pretty happy for it. Plus, insults are fun to hear.

 

[leugim789]

reminds me of a time my devious cousin and i went for a drive, we stopped by the McDonalds and bought around 60 mcnuggets, he proceeded to inform me that should i eat one he would gut it out of me. Needless to say i was curious, and frightened a bit, then we passed by one of his rival schools. That day we hit the entire soccer team with barbecue slathered nuggets, i had never known McNuggets exploded on impact.(And yes they were in their uniforms)

 

[darkless]

A bunch of chav's once attempted this on me, they hit a speed bump and the exhaust fell off there car they trailed sparks right up until they disappeared around a corner.

 

[Noamuth]

I admit I've done it to the sort of people who like they are guilty of it to. Though my shouts are a bit more inventive than "gay" or "get an 'aircut" (it's not even that long)
"Bollocks Gobbler".
"Look Out!"
"DUCK!"
"SHIT!".
*Panicked Scream*
"HELP!".
"WHEN'S IT DUE?"

I've heard "DUCK!" before. The rest are still funny. XD

I've heard the usual "omg goffick" and suchlike before. Yesterday I got whistled/"yee-ow!"'d at. I don't know which weirds me out more. o.o I think drive-by compliments are more disorientating.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

There were a bunch of people driving very fast, they yelled something about my mother but I couldn't understand because they were going very fast AND had the music on.

 

[hannahdonno]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

You know I didn't actually make it out ^^ It sounded something along the lines of 'y'alright mate' and it came with a thumbs up soo. Ah I hate the pricks who do that xD i live in kidderminster, knobheads with cars is all too common. I got called a little prick by some kid in a car the other day. Im like 6ft tall and he looked like 10 Oo

 

[hannahdonno]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

You know I didn't actually make it out ^^ It sounded something along the lines of 'y'alright mate' and it came with a thumbs up soo. Ah I hate the pricks who do that xD i live in kidderminster, knobheads with cars is all too common. I got called a little prick by some kid in a car the other day. Im like 6ft tall and he looked like 10 Oo

Haha, that sounds dead funny ^^ The worst is when they are driving some crappy old car and they have rave mucis blasting and they think they are proper amazing. People don't really have a problem with shouting at a 5'6 ginger girl )':

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

You know I didn't actually make it out ^^ It sounded something along the lines of 'y'alright mate' and it came with a thumbs up soo. Ah I hate the pricks who do that xD i live in kidderminster, knobheads with cars is all too common. I got called a little prick by some kid in a car the other day. Im like 6ft tall and he looked like 10 Oo

Haha, that sounds dead funny ^^ The worst is when they are driving some crappy old car and they have rave mucis blasting and they think they are proper amazing. People don't really have a problem with shouting at a 5'6 ginger girl )':

Oh god yeah, I hate that ^^ And when they change the parts so that it's really loud as if that makes them cooler >< Me and my mate saw this car go past in a traffic jam, it was one of those proper jippo familys in it. Fat heffer of a woman in the passenger seat and this rough lookin bloke driving. Anyway it was like this shitty little metro with the paint peeling off, and whilst it was going along one of the doors flew open and they had to slam it shut xD It was literally the worst car ever

 

[Goatlemon]

Ross Noble, aka funniest man alive, had someone in Canberra shout something odd to him from a car. You'll have to watch the video before that one to see the lead up to it, but basically he's talking about a bogan, bogan = Australian chav, shouting at him from a ute, which is like a pick-up truck but more car like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r79frHccgt0&feature=related

The only thing I've ever had shouted at me by a bogan in a passing car is the scathing insult "what are you doing!".

I wish I was kidding.

 

[killereddy]

Doesn't happen here in America, unless it is someone trying to get attention of one of their friends so they can pick their friend up.

apparently you never had to walk anywhere, as someone who walked to school for years, it happens a lot from other students

 

[hannahdonno]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

You know I didn't actually make it out ^^ It sounded something along the lines of 'y'alright mate' and it came with a thumbs up soo. Ah I hate the pricks who do that xD i live in kidderminster, knobheads with cars is all too common. I got called a little prick by some kid in a car the other day. Im like 6ft tall and he looked like 10 Oo

Haha, that sounds dead funny ^^ The worst is when they are driving some crappy old car and they have rave mucis blasting and they think they are proper amazing. People don't really have a problem with shouting at a 5'6 ginger girl )':

Oh god yeah, I hate that ^^ And when they change the parts so that it's really loud as if that makes them cooler >< Me and my mate saw this car go past in a traffic jam, it was one of those proper jippo familys in it. Fat heffer of a woman in the passenger seat and this rough lookin bloke driving. Anyway it was like this shitty little metro with the paint peeling off, and whilst it was going along one of the doors flew open and they had to slam it shut xD It was literally the worst car ever

Hahaaa, that'll probably be my future car, I never have money to spend on proper things |; I buy stupid shit that has no purpose.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

You know I didn't actually make it out ^^ It sounded something along the lines of 'y'alright mate' and it came with a thumbs up soo. Ah I hate the pricks who do that xD i live in kidderminster, knobheads with cars is all too common. I got called a little prick by some kid in a car the other day. Im like 6ft tall and he looked like 10 Oo

Haha, that sounds dead funny ^^ The worst is when they are driving some crappy old car and they have rave mucis blasting and they think they are proper amazing. People don't really have a problem with shouting at a 5'6 ginger girl )':

Oh god yeah, I hate that ^^ And when they change the parts so that it's really loud as if that makes them cooler >< Me and my mate saw this car go past in a traffic jam, it was one of those proper jippo familys in it. Fat heffer of a woman in the passenger seat and this rough lookin bloke driving. Anyway it was like this shitty little metro with the paint peeling off, and whilst it was going along one of the doors flew open and they had to slam it shut xD It was literally the worst car ever

Hahaaa, that'll probably be my future car, I never have money to spend on proper things |; I buy stupid shit that has no purpose.

Haha ^^ what like?

 

[benollier]

I get stuff like this on the way to college, they just drive past honk their horn and stick their fingers up or something, christ i hate chavs.