Drive-by insults

[bjj hero]

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Yeah... Whenever I meet someone new he first thing I think about is gang rape.

I like mewting new people all the time but it's just a tad naive to think a group of lads just picking a girl up from the streets did not have an ulterior motive.

True, true. But gang rape? I can honestly say Ive never been in a situation where I thought gang rape was around the corner... and Ive worked in a prison. I guess things are different in Liverpool.

Would you have got into a car full of girls?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I actualy like them. Without them, I'd have never discovered my sexuality, and would have spent the rest of my life living a lie.

Hey i See what you did there.... You... =P lol

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

... Ohhhh Reginald!



I DISAGREE!

 

[hannahdonno]

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Yeah... Whenever I meet someone new he first thing I think about is gang rape.

I like mewting new people all the time but it's just a tad naive to think a group of lads just picking a girl up from the streets did not have an ulterior motive.

True, true. But gang rape? I can honestly say Ive never been in a situation where I thought gang rape was around the corner... and Ive worked in a prison. I guess things are different in Liverpool.

Would you have got into a car full of girls?

Oh sorry, next time a group of guys ask me to get inot their car, I'll just jump right in, you've made me realise it's totally safe.

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And no, I wouldn't trust a bunch of girls either, you just don't pick random people up off the street.

 

[wordsmith]

On topic- to some woman blocking a small road with a 4x4:

"this wouldn't happen if you owned a decently sized car!" *drives off*

 

[bjj hero]

And no, I wouldn't trust a bunch of girls either, you just don't pick random people up off the street.

Personally I wouldnt get in a car with anyone I dont know, unless its a taxi. If it was a nun I still wouldn't. Scrap that, I especially wouldn't get in a car with a nun. All of those stories of catholic schools run by nuns and corporal punishment. A bunch of Sadists...

 

[BBLIZZARD]

People here sometimes yell "******!!!" And I wave to them

I sometimes yell out of the car, but I only yell at my friends.

 

[hannahdonno]

And no, I wouldn't trust a bunch of girls either, you just don't pick random people up off the street.

Personally I wouldnt get in a car with anyone I dont know, unless its a taxi. If it was a nun I still wouldn't. Scrap that, I especially wouldn't get in a car with a nun. All of those stories of catholic schools run by nuns and corporal punishment. A bunch of Sadists...

Ah, but as bjj hero is putting it, jumpt right in, you'll be fine.

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

Ive had a water balloon thrown at me from a car window. and my friend got a brick lobbed at her....it was dark, meh funny now i think back.

 

[bjj hero]

And no, I wouldn't trust a bunch of girls either, you just don't pick random people up off the street.

Personally I wouldnt get in a car with anyone I dont know, unless its a taxi. If it was a nun I still wouldn't. Scrap that, I especially wouldn't get in a car with a nun. All of those stories of catholic schools run by nuns and corporal punishment. A bunch of Sadists...

Ah, but as bjj hero is putting it, jumpt right in, you'll be fine.

Ill be fine until I turn up thrashed within an inch of my life by some mentalist sister.

 

[nathan-dts]

Anyone see the Inbetweeners episode were they did this and got stopped at a traffic light?

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

This has happened to me twice.

The first time, I saw it coming and the guy was only going about 20 mph. He was leaving school and his buddy had his head out the window, looking behind him. From what I could hear, he was calling one of the mentally retarded kids a retard and whatever other names he could come up with. He was not looking towards me and failed to realize that I had placed my first where his head was about to be. His buddy wasnt watching me or the road and was about to speed up. As he did, the guy turned and got a mouthful of fist. Not a very good day to be him.

The second time, I was walking home and a car from a rival school drove by. The guy yelled something incomprehensible at me and I laughed at him with my friend. That would have been the end of it, but as the car drove off, one of his tires shredded. I walked over and, as they stared at me, simply asked "Need a hand?" They were pretty thrown off but I still helped them out. Not as funny an ending as the first, but a happy one at least.

 

[Gizmo]

I've heard a story of a man falling off a fence when some person drove by and yelled at him. Its never happened to me/ I have never done it.

 

[petrolmonkey]

And no, I wouldn't trust a bunch of girls either, you just don't pick random people up off the street.

Personally I wouldnt get in a car with anyone I dont know, unless its a taxi. If it was a nun I still wouldn't. Scrap that, I especially wouldn't get in a car with a nun. All of those stories of catholic schools run by nuns and corporal punishment. A bunch of Sadists...

Ah, but as bjj hero is putting it, jumpt right in, you'll be fine.

Ill be fine until I turn up thrashed within an inch of my life by some mentalist sister.

This sounds all worryingly trusting :/

EDIT: No wait....misread it all.

 

[Fairee]

This has happened to me twice.

The first time, I saw it coming and the guy was only going about 20 mph. He was leaving school and his buddy had his head out the window, looking behind him. From what I could hear, he was calling one of the mentally retarded kids a retard and whatever other names he could come up with. He was not looking towards me and failed to realize that I had placed my first where his head was about to be. His buddy wasnt watching me or the road and was about to speed up. As he did, the guy turned and got a mouthful of fist. Not a very good day to be him.

I have heard the word legend used far too often, usually for someone who can burp the national anthem . However, you sir deserve it. You are genuinely a legend. You should be proud of yourself.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

This has been derailed really well now hasn't it ?

OT: Me and a friend were walking to his house when someone on a pedal bike yelled "monkey boy" because he was imitaing a Lee Evans skit. Funny because he almost got hit by a bus while shouting at us, karma's a ***** ain't it?

 

[Sgt Doom]

I once suggested in a letter to the local council that a piece of piano wire stretched out across the road would be the optimal solution. I haven't gotten a reply back yet, which is odd because they're usually so responsive. There's also these strange men outside my house in suits, i'm not sure wh

 

[Daveman]

LOL, "BUS-WANKERS!"

kudos and brownie points to anyone who gets the reference

I used to get it a lot. I go to private school and we have to walk through town to PE and we would walk back to school about the same time as all the state schools got let out. So there was a lot of shouting at us. Frankly I welcomed it and shouted back though. It was hilarious.

 

[ffxfriek]

i was in a white person drive by last year on valentines day. they shouted hey f****** arse***** and me and my friend dropped to the ground because we thought they had a gun. but they threw cap n' crunch at us. it was scary but then we had a good laugh. by the way im white so ya....if u ask.

 

[LANCE420]

Doesn't happen here in America, unless it is someone trying to get attention of one of their friends so they can pick their friend up.

I live in Reno, USA. it happens occasionally, but it is an excellent way to get your ass kicked.