Drugged up Wallabies make crop circles!

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Madshaw

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Wallabies are getting "as high as a kite" on opium in Australian poppy fields and flattening crops as they hop round in circles, according to a report.

The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," local media reported Ms Giddings as saying.

Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, with about 500 farms supplying approximately 50 percent of the raw material for morphine and other opiate drugs.

Livestock and other animals, such as deer and sheep, which eat the plants had also been seen acting "weird," industry spokesman Rick Rockliff said.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he said.

If you want proof here is the link

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090625/tod-opium-eating-wallabies-get-high-make-37b0eca.html

How many of you fine escapists giggled a bit there? how many actualy laughed, the news is too full of depressing and disheartening stories, can anyone else find/has found/can remember a brilliant news story that made them laugh?
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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EmileeElectro said:
Isn't a wallabie a type of shoe? XD
That would make this so so so much more funny =D
But it's a small mammal I think >.> and it likes doing opium then hopping in fields apparently :D
 

teisjm

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So when the aliens invade, we'll not only be able to blame drugs, but also a diffirent spieces of creatures for getting the aliens attention.
How nice
 

JanatUrlich

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I read this in college the other day and laughed for about 10 minutes.

I bet they're lying about the crop circles though, I bet it's more like crop zigzags. No stoned wallaby is gonna manage a circle