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TheRightToArmBears

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I am terrible for this. When I was visiting some friends at uni a few weeks ago we got smashed and went to the shop and I bought:
2 packs of jelly cubes
Custard
A box of teabags
Wine

And then insisted on ordering a pound of chicken wings when we got home.
 

RJ 17

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Ezekiel said:
Never been drunk in my 28 years. I think alcohol tastes like piss.
Wow...you must have even less of a life than I do considering how you came into a topic specifically about booze just to say that. Kudos, my friend. :p

Though if you really came here just to gloat over a bunch of drunks as your other response indicates, then I think you'll find they rightly don't care, thus rendering your gloating rather pointless. :3

OT: I can't play League of Legends while I'm drinking. Well...not anymore, at least. You'll learn to stop getting drunk while playing a game with cosmetic purchases when you wake up one morning to find that you've purchased the DJ Sona skin (which costs about $20)...and then a couple weeks later you wake up to find that you now own Final Boss Viegar (yet another $20 skin).

So yeah...booze and LoL don't mix. :p
 

Lufia Erim

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This one is easy. One day a year ago, i went to a bar in the middle of the day with a good friend. After getting drunk i took the bus home. On my way home i saw a sexshop. For some reason i decided to get off the bus and take a look. After browsing their selection of dvds. I pick one i found interesting. It was BIG GIRLS porn ( which isn't bad because i like big girls.

However while i was browsing i wanted to ask my gf if she wanted anything but accidentally sent the message to one of my guy friends ( who is quite prudish ). That was awkward.
 

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Pizza from Papa Johns, thinking it was from Pizza Hut... I wonder what that dude at Papa Johns was thinking when I kept on asking from a "Pizza Hut cookie pizza" to be included in the order...

Other than that, it's not everyday where I end up ordering something that I didn't already have available at the time...
 

tacotrainwreck

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Drunk Steam shopping usually involves me buying 4-packs and gifting games out to friends with the hopes they'll enjoy it too... usually not the case. Victims include Endless Legend, Space Engineers, Medieval Engineers, Wasteland 2, Don't Starve, and Talisman.

But not Mount Your Friends... that was a good purchase.
 

Azure-Supernova

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My drunk purchases are exclusively food, as opposed to high value items. Though once after a few too many glasses of wine I decided to get all Dude-y and started ordering White Russians. That night I ordered several double pepperoni pizzas with chicken strips, because the first three didn't arrive in the first half an hour I ordered another three and eneded up with half a dozen pizzas and my body weight in chicken strips and sweet chilli dip.
 

Flathole

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Ezekiel said:
Never been drunk in my 28 years. I think alcohol tastes like piss.
of course it does. you don't drink it for the taste. the only booze that tastes good is creme liqueur, which is expensive and not very potent.



for the topic: WoW subscriptions. "man i feel like playing my mage again, i wonder what's changed ingame?" then since I paid for it, I figure I might as well play, then I get re-invested and waste another 30 bucks and 100 hours before I say to myself, "man this shit is boring, I'm quitting FOR GOOD this time."
 

GrumbleGrump

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It's about that time that I start squandering my money on cigarettes and thinking about getting a tattoo. Good thing I never get "imma get meself a tattoooooo" drunk.