Drunken Woman Stabs Boy Over Xbox Playing

[Booze Zombie]

"You don't know how dangerous that is, I'll STAB YOU!"

 

[Julianking93]

So... no one is suprised that there hasn't been an uproar of BEER MAKES ADULTS VIOLENT?

oh irony, you must love me. you really must. in fact, someone should forward this story to jack thompson, and see what he has to say.

No, because beer makes lots and lots of money. They aren't about to say that'll kill/make you kill others.

Videogames make lots of money too.
And they are better than beer.
Beer tastes like shit.
Well, that's generally true for alcohol though.
Except for Vodka, because all you feel is that it burns.
OT: If this happened here, the guy would've been chopped in two with a butter knife.

All of that is true (except the alcohol thing. All alcohol tastes like carbonated urine) but people get pissed off over M rated games. E-T rated games make a lot more money than M rated ones, so they think they can do without them and ban them when they discover that an insane Asian college student just so happens to play games.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

GET OFF THAT, THEY CAUSE VIOLENCE!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Right... Booze 1, Games 0

 

[The_ModeRazor]

So... no one is suprised that there hasn't been an uproar of BEER MAKES ADULTS VIOLENT?

oh irony, you must love me. you really must. in fact, someone should forward this story to jack thompson, and see what he has to say.

No, because beer makes lots and lots of money. They aren't about to say that'll kill/make you kill others.

Videogames make lots of money too.
And they are better than beer.
Beer tastes like shit.
Well, that's generally true for alcohol though.
Except for Vodka, because all you feel is that it burns.
OT: If this happened here, the guy would've been chopped in two with a butter knife.

All of that is true (except the alcohol thing. All alcohol tastes like carbonated urine) but people get pissed off over M rated games. E-T rated games make a lot more money than M rated ones, so they think they can do without them and ban them when they discover that an insane Asian college student just so happens to play games.

What is that expression again?
OH yeah.
You just pulled that piece of non-information (as in E-T rated games make a lot more cash then M ones) out of your ass.
I dislike you rite nao.

 

[Julianking93]

So... no one is suprised that there hasn't been an uproar of BEER MAKES ADULTS VIOLENT?

oh irony, you must love me. you really must. in fact, someone should forward this story to jack thompson, and see what he has to say.

No, because beer makes lots and lots of money. They aren't about to say that'll kill/make you kill others.

Videogames make lots of money too.
And they are better than beer.
Beer tastes like shit.
Well, that's generally true for alcohol though.
Except for Vodka, because all you feel is that it burns.
OT: If this happened here, the guy would've been chopped in two with a butter knife.

All of that is true (except the alcohol thing. All alcohol tastes like carbonated urine) but people get pissed off over M rated games. E-T rated games make a lot more money than M rated ones, so they think they can do without them and ban them when they discover that an insane Asian college student just so happens to play games.

What is that expression again?
OH yeah.
You just pulled that piece of non-information (as in E-T rated games make a lot more cash then M ones) out of your ass.
I dislike you rite nao.

What? No I didn't.

E-T rated games do generally sell more copies than M rated games. Especially now with the Wii.

 

[WelshWizard]

Sounds like a normal evening for a Scot. Hell, it's pretty tame.

Also, "Drunken Scottish Woman" is pretty redundant. You could just redact the 'drunken' part

/English
//Love the Scots
///And the Irish.
////Not the Welsh though ;3

What's with that? No English person I know likes Welsh, although they're fine with Irish which they're still fighting with. :S

They're jealous of our superior rugby team, Katherine Jenkins and our all round coal mining abilities.

 

[Kiefer13]

As hilariously ironic as this is, you just know the right-wing media is somehow going to twist this so that it was the videogames that were to blame.

 

[Scrythe]

facepalm.jpg

 

[Takoto]

I wonder why his XBox playing became so bad it made her attack him...

 

[AngloDoom]

Drunken Woman Stabs Boy Over Xbox Playing



Her claim was that the boy hurt himself in order to get her in trouble.

...Yes. That sounds likely. Being Scottish, this child was immune to being stabbed - like Braveheart, right? He obviously hurled himself onto the blade in order to incriminate the woman, because he had an unnatural resistance to pain.

No, this is nonsense. The woman was pissed and stabbed a child out of frustration. She's obviously just a hot-headed idiot. Maybe if she played more video-games this would never have happened...

*Ponders*

 

[zombiejoe]

What is up with this wierdness
First a mother calls the cops on her kid
Then a women may have stabed a kid.

I blam that hipady hop music

 

[Attelia]

If the kid had been doing anything else, it wouldn't be blamed. If he was reading or watching T.V. nobody would blame them. Video games are good scapegoats because they can't really fight back with lawsuits and stuff. If FOX TV had been blamed, the article would have been owned so fast, it would have never reached our computer screens...
Though, a Scottish kid wouldn't be watching FOX...

 

[The Great JT]

Beat her with rocks!

 

[Flour]

As soon as I saw this, a part of me hoped it was the same woman who called 911 because her son played too much (game) at 2am.

Why would a Scottish woman call an American emergency number?

Why not? [http://www.americantowns.com/ct/scotland]

Yay for suitable parenting? I wonder how drunk you have to be before stabbing a 13 year old becomes a viable option.

From experience I found it to be between six and ten bottles of wine. Well, after six bottles my mother would become aggressive and between eight and ten she would sleep for about a day.

He deserved it.

He needs to get a current gen system.

The news are typically video game ignorant on these subjects. They'd probably call a PS3 a "Playstation" and as everybody knows and Playstation is called a PSX. Snick Snick Huur.

Really? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSX_(DVR)]

 

[open trap]

Three words will discribe the entire situation: What a *****

 

[robinkom]

Achievement Unlocked! "The Ripper"

Stab a minor while intoxicated.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

That crazy ***** should have gotten jail-time.

 

[Starke]

This just in: Michael Atkinson bans parenting. Australian population crumbles through lack of breeding. Atkinson's head explodes due to cosmic irony.

Scientists determine Atkinson hasn't been using his head, except as a hat rack, for 30 years. Attourny General vows to ban all hats.