duct tape!

[Burst6]

Cover a window with it for makeshift curtains.
A nice leash for your pets.
Tape some cardboard on your feet for awesome shoes.
Being attacked by a thug? Tape him to the wall and make your escape.
Is your high-speed military jet falling apart? Not with the powers of duct tape.
Want to harass your friends? Tape their shoes together.

The possibilities are endless.

 

[grimsprice]

I once kept a hyperdrive motivator working for 34 parsecs with duct tape.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I once built a wallet out of it. I cannot think of anything more important to a man than his wallet...
[sub]Besides his Sharkzooka, of course.[/sub]
I'll post a picture when I can find the bloody thing.

Also: Good work on proper spelling.
"Duck tape" makes Red very angry.

"Duck tape" Works just as well as "Duct Tape"

O_O
I'm surprised they actually make "Duck tape."

That was just a very subtle That 70's Show reference, I didn't think it was real.

I hate That 70's Show. I was talking about this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#Etymology

But yes, Duck Tape is also a company name that makes duck/duct tape.

 

[Incompl te]

Duct Tape underwear...

 

[micky]

Duct Tape underwear...

i tried to make hat out of duct tape and it actually came out as underwear, i dont know how

 

[Vilcus]

Tape a duck's wings together and then use the remainder to make a duct tape cage around it. I'm going to hell for thinking of this aren't I?

 

[mercenator3000]

I could make a space ship capable of intergalactic travel if I had enough duct tape.

 

[Hazy]

Invade France.

I could make it happen

You're making it sound like it's difficult to do.

I could make a space ship capable of intergalactic travel if I had enough duct tape.

I like your enthusiasm. Really, you have spirit.

Though you're going to need a lot of the 'trusty silver.'

 

[The Shade]

Personally, I prefer Gaffer Tape. Very similar, I'll grant you that. More effective for gaffing, though.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Making a boat out of it (which IS possible).
Making a cannon out of it (which is also possible).
OR taping someone to a wall.
I once saw an evil person put it on a dude's legs while he was asleep.
Imagine peeling that off.
Not that I am saying this is awesome, it just happened.
They even made a table from it on the ISS.

 

[TheComedown]

Personally, I prefer Gaffer Tape. Very similar, I'll grant you that. More effective for gaffing, though.

true gaffer is more awesome, its also like twice the price, much more heavy duty. Currently using duct tape to keep a bag going well past its used by date.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Baby - duct tape - wall = no babysitter fees

me = not naturally paternal.

(why do people always say, when you say you're not interested in spawning small versions of yourself, go 'aww but you'd change your mind if you have a baby of your own? Why would I risk that? bah!)

 

[DogofRaw]

Making a boat out of it (which IS possible).
Making a cannon out of it (which is also possible).
OR taping someone to a wall.
I once saw an evil person put it on a dude's legs while he was asleep.
Imagine peeling that off.
Not that I am saying this is awesome, it just happened.
They even made a table from it on the ISS.

Someone has been at the Mythbusters back catalog.

OT: Repairing a Toyota Hilux, if you manage to break one of them.

 

[oppp7]

I've seen my sister and her friends use it to prank a friend.

 

[nicholaxxx]

one of my airsoft guns is being held together with duct tape and aluminum foil. no joke... I need to take it in to be repaired soon... :[

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Make a fully functioning automobile repair system. I always am in need of speedy repairs when invading countries.