Duke Nukem Forever CONFIRMED at PAX 2010

[Atmos Duality]

no... NO!!!!!!!

Don't you fools realize?!?! The coming of this game is our doom! It is the first of the horseman! Truly, the only thing keeping man on this earth was the laziness of a bunch of idiots! We're doomed!

Doomed by what?
It's shear inevitable mediocrity?
The fact that we can acknowledge that the biggest cock-tease in gaming history will probably amount to little more than an utterly generic title?

I think we're more doomed to boredom, personally.
In fact, I'm getting sleepy just thinking about DNF...sleeeeeeeeepy....

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

no... NO!!!!!!!

Don't you fools realize?!?! The coming of this game is our doom! It is the first of the horseman! Truly, the only thing keeping man on this earth was the laziness of a bunch of idiots! We're doomed!

Final Sign of the Apocalypse? I think so.

Here's what i've pieced together, for humor's sake of course.

And i have seen the four horseman of the apocalypse rise. It began with fallout 3, as the famine of capital wasteland came down upon us. Then Darksiders rode forth as the great horseman of war. Then Starcraft 2, another great rumor, arrived armed with the zerg of pestilance. And now, death walks among us as the necromancer risen Duke Nukem Forever. Repent of your generic bland FPS ways, or find thyself struck down at the wrath of the four horsemen of the gameocalypse!

 

[Unesh52]

So... does this mean Yhatzee's review isn't funny anymore?

 

[sirkai007]

0.o great I guess 2012 is gonna happen...oh well I will be playing Forever when it happens so I'm good ^_^

It was never a question if 2012 was going to happen. 2013 was what the jury was still out on.

 

[Comrade_Beric]

So... does this mean Yhatzee's review isn't funny anymore?

That's Tragic

 

[Unesh52]

So... does this mean Yhatzee's review isn't funny anymore?

That's Tragic

Guess it does.

 

[Pegghead]

YES!

But still, after its release what will take over as legendary joke game?

 

[Humppaporo]

So... does this mean Yhatzee's review isn't funny anymore?

That's Tragic

Guess it does.

I think it makes it even more funnier. Let's see if DNF lives to Yathzee's expectations

 

[ninjajoeman]

oh hey guys yea here is hl2 episode 5 yea its so good it passes both episodes 3 and 4!

 

[Continuity]

and yet I can't help but wonder how many of you kids played the original, to be getting so excited about the sequel ^^

 

[Soxafloppin]

Awesome! Anyone else notice hes wearing Sunglasses, in a space suit? :|

 

[mayney93]

I think the gaming websites of the internet just had simultaneous orgasms

 

[Chaos-Spider]

It would be interesting to see this game released, if only to watch Yahtzee eat his words from the joke review he made of it when news got out that it died.

 

[Spawny0908]

Well this is it! The 7th seal has broken! The end of the world is nigh! So everyone please get into the preparation position!

i.e. put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!!!

XD


In all seriousness I find it highly ironic that this game was announced just days after it's Zero Punctuation "Review" won best episode!

 

[Nomanslander]

You do realize Bulletstorm is still going to be a better Duke Nukem game than DNF will ever be...right?

>=/

 

[SailorShale]

I'm about to cry. I was 6 when this was "announced". I'm 19 now.


If they ruined anything about this game, I'll hate life forever.

 

[SousukeSeg]

I... laughed... and cried... at the same time, when I heard this... the damn bastards just wont let it die... let it go, it's not funny, not anymore, 13 years is too much, this game is more hyped then Modern Warfare 2 and StarCraft 2, it's too much! it will never be able to live up to all it promised...

I don't know why I'm even doing this, why bother? no, NO! screw this, I'm done, let Duke choke on his eFing gum.