Duke Nukem Forever has an interactive glory hole.

[ReservoirAngel]

I'd prefer it if you could be on the other side of it, but still the question must be asked: "why?"

another question too: "what the fuck is wrong with Duke Nukem creators and Duke Nukem fans that they think pointless trivial crude bullshit like this is awesome?"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'd prefer it if you could be on the other side of it, but still the question must be asked: "why?"

another question too: "what the fuck is wrong with Duke Nukem creators and Duke Nukem fans that they think pointless trivial crude bullshit like this is awesome?"

It's not awesome. It's epic lulz. Nothing wrong with those.

How is it "lulz"? Maybe I'm out of touch on account of being NOWHERE near the 'typical male' but I don't see how this is considered good in any way. If it had an attachment that simulates the feeling of using a glory hole, then I'd see some reasoning behind thinking it's a positive thing.

as it stands it's just stupid. and i don't care if people her worship the Duke as a living god of manliness, it's fucking pathetic and so is everything about the character

 

[Stammer]

I think I'd be more shocked if this sort of thing WASN'T in a Duke Nukem game. o.o

Quoted for truth ^

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'd prefer it if you could be on the other side of it, but still the question must be asked: "why?"

another question too: "what the fuck is wrong with Duke Nukem creators and Duke Nukem fans that they think pointless trivial crude bullshit like this is awesome?"

It's not awesome. It's epic lulz. Nothing wrong with those.

How is it "lulz"? Maybe I'm out of touch on account of being NOWHERE near the 'typical male' but I don't see how this is considered good in any way. If it had an attachment that simulates the feeling of using a glory hole, then I'd see some reasoning behind thinking it's a positive thing.

as it stands it's just stupid. and i don't care if people her worship the Duke as a living god of manliness, it's fucking pathetic and so is everything about the character

That's kinda the point. Let me clue you in, in case you've never played a Duke Nukem game: it's intentionally over the top. Meant to be ironic and satirical. Duke Nukem doesn't take itself seriously, and you shouldn't take it seriously, either. If you do choose to do that, well, you're basically getting trolled.

It would be great if you can later open up the other stall to find it's an alien. xD

I know it's a tongue-in-cheek rip on everything that's established as a juvenile idea of masculinity, but it just still randomly gets to me. I don't know why...maybe I just hate men. or hate immaturity...no that can't be it, I love men and I still laugh at tomato sauce bottle fart noises.

god, i dunno what my problem is with the Duke. by all counts i should be able to cut back and just laugh at the insanity. but whenever i try i just end up facepalming so much my forehead ends up with giant handprints on it. i have issues...

 

[Thaluikhain]

Hmmm...so, Duke Nukem goes into the men's room, enters a cubicle, and sticks his dick through a hole into the other cubicle in the men's room.

I think I've missed something about Duke Nukem's sexuality here. Puts something of a new slant on the character.

 

[Zaik]

I get more amusement out of how butthurt people get over it than I do that it exists.

 

[Still Life]

I get more amusement out of how butthurt people get over it than I do that it exists.

I often question how some can't see it for what it is: a giant 'dick' joke in interactive form. A joke which is at the expense of masculinity, it seems.

 

[Nouw]

Oh Duke, you should try harder to surprise us!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

This will be banned from Germany, most of Europe for that matter, Australia, Space Australia, and other distant galaxies.

Fox News will have a field day with this one as well.

*Goes to make popcorn*




Actually, now that I think about it, God of War's "Fun Time Scenes" were a little more controversial than this.

Even Space Australia!? But how will Jeice play it? This has made the Space Dingo's sad.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Hmmm...so, Duke Nukem goes into the men's room, enters a cubicle, and sticks his dick through a hole into the other cubicle in the men's room.

I think I've missed something about Duke Nukem's sexuality here. Puts something of a new slant on the character.

Duke Nukem - If it moves, he'll do ungodly things to it.

 

[Triforceformer]

I'd prefer it if you could be on the other side of it, but still the question must be asked: "why?"

another question too: "what the fuck is wrong with Duke Nukem creators and Duke Nukem fans that they think pointless trivial crude bullshit like this is awesome?"

It's not awesome. It's epic lulz. Nothing wrong with those.

How is it "lulz"? Maybe I'm out of touch on account of being NOWHERE near the 'typical male' but I don't see how this is considered good in any way. If it had an attachment that simulates the feeling of using a glory hole, then I'd see some reasoning behind thinking it's a positive thing.

as it stands it's just stupid. and i don't care if people her worship the Duke as a living god of manliness, it's fucking pathetic and so is everything about the character

That's kinda the point. Let me clue you in, in case you've never played a Duke Nukem game: it's intentionally over the top. Meant to be ironic and satirical. Duke Nukem doesn't take itself seriously, and you shouldn't take it seriously, either. If you do choose to do that, well, you're basically getting trolled.

It would be great if you can later open up the other stall to find it's an alien. xD

I know it's a tongue-in-cheek rip on everything that's established as a juvenile idea of masculinity, but it just still randomly gets to me. I don't know why...maybe I just hate men. or hate immaturity...no that can't be it, I love men and I still laugh at tomato sauce bottle fart noises.

god, i dunno what my problem is with the Duke. by all counts i should be able to cut back and just laugh at the insanity. but whenever i try i just end up facepalming so much my forehead ends up with giant handprints on it. i have issues...

Less issues than Duke it seems. I mean he didn't even last 5 freaking seconds on that glory hole! Manly man my ass.

 

[Triforceformer]

It got passed by the German AND Australian rating boards scot-free, actually.

Gah...now you've made me think of Scottish glory holes. Ew...

Do I even want to know?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

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Balls of Steel edition, here I come. But 360 or PS3?

 

[Triforceformer]

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Balls of Steel edition, here I come. But 360 or PS3?

I went with 360 version myself. But they're all going to be the same game in the end.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

It got passed by the German AND Australian rating boards scot-free, actually.

Gah...now you've made me think of Scottish glory holes. Ew...

Do I even want to know?

From personal experience...no, you really don't want to know about Scottish glory holes

 

[Houi]

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Balls of Steel edition, here I come. But 360 or PS3?

I went with 360 version myself. But they're all going to be the same game in the end.

'Cept for the PC version. Mods, man. Mods.

I tried getting the Balls of Steel edition for PC, but apparently it's completely sold out in Australia.

Honestly, the one game you'd never expect to make it into this country and I can't even get the best version of it.