Dumb Jokes thread
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Avykins said:
Sorry didnt know.
in the mean time...
Why do leprechauns wear suspenders?
To keep their pants up!
Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says, "Is it hot in here to you?" The other responds, "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Best. Joke. Ever.
Best. Joke. Ever.
Ok so Sherlock and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, both awake! Sherlock asks Watson. "Watson what do you deduce?" Watson says that universe is a large place and that if we exploring we could find new life to interact with. "No" says Sherlock "I deduce someone has stolen our tent"
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LOL
What's red and bucket shaped?
What's green and triangular?
What's blue and bucket shaped?
LOL
What's red and bucket shaped?
A red bucket!
A green triangle!
A red bucket disguised as a blue one!
Q:What do you call a cow jumping over a barbwire fence?
A:Udder Destruction.
Q:What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
A:The Captain's Log!
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a-salted!
Did you hear the one about the jump rope? Skip it.
Q:What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
Q:How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Fish
A:Udder Destruction.
Q:What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
A:The Captain's Log!
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a-salted!
Did you hear the one about the jump rope? Skip it.
Q:What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
Q:How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Fish
Did you guys hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Doctors say he's going to be all-right.
The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's round table was Sir Cumfrence.
The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's round table was Sir Cumfrence.
A panda walks into a cafe, orders a sandwich, eats it, pulls out a pistol, fires one shot into the air and turns to leave.
A confused waiter says "why did you do that?"
The panda sighs and says "read it" after tossing a wildlife book at him.
The waiter looks up panda, and reads "panda, eats, shoots and leaves"
A confused waiter says "why did you do that?"
The panda sighs and says "read it" after tossing a wildlife book at him.
The waiter looks up panda, and reads "panda, eats, shoots and leaves"