Dumb things that your teacher once did...

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newguy77 said:
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I had an English teacher who mispronounced a word (and I forget what said word was) so often, that I eventually got fed up, fetched a dictionary, and plopped it down in front of her. And after looking at the word's correct pronunciation, she says, "Well, obviously this dictionary is wrong."
Did you end it there, or did you grab many, many different editions of dictionaries until she admitted fault?OT: Don't remember any. I'll see if I do later.
Oh, absolutely. There was much dictionary presenting to be done that day.

Of course, all of them were wrong. God, she was a dumbass.
 

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pimppeter2 said:
Y'all is the plural form of you.

English teacher^

(While y'all is a plural of you, its not the technical one. The pluarl for of you is you. Y'all is accepted slang)
I thought Y'all was a contraction of you all?

My Chemistry last year is a bass player in a local band, and he's a total pot head.
I learned nothing from him.

My Geography teacher once said "All Christians believe the Godhead is one being with three personalities." When I said she was wrong, she got all mad.
 

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Berethond said:
pimppeter2 said:
Y'all is the plural form of you.

English teacher^

(While y'all is a plural of you, its not the technical one. The pluarl for of you is you. Y'all is accepted slang)
I thought Y'all was a contraction of you all?
It is. Its just also accpeted slang of the plural of you.

Y'all: This one is actually in the dictionary, making it an official word. It is not the one that would have gotten my vote, but then I'm not registered to vote in the land of Dictionary.

You all: It's pretty self-explanatory. It's the root of "y'all", but it doesn't make sense when addressing two people
 

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This is nothing. My father had not one, but two ex-Nazis for teachers. One was a blatant pedophile and the other was just a corpulent meanie who stepped on kids' fingers and toes in Gym. He also had a Shop teacher with a terrible stutter and took out his insecurities on the students, but he was constantly stuttering, so it was actually funny when he was berating the students.
 

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grade 7, wonderful french teacher, exoticly hot and likes to flaunt it to a degree, when we had a wave pool trip she wore a public friendly bikini, and then promptly lost the top portion on the way down a slide belly first.

Best Day of my life.
 

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Grade 9 English teacher hurt one of the students by hitting her on the hand. It's safe to say she regretted her actions once we all started rebelling against her. But nothing can compare to my sisters grade...they got 3 teachers fired, can't remember why though. They were noted as the smartest grade the school had at the time.
 

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Kukul said:
Kpt._Rob said:
I had a Chemistry teacher who used to freeze live frogs in liquid nitrogen and smash them against a wall. Needless to say, when the parents got wind of this he was forced to cease and desist.
That's the most fucking awesome teacher I ever heard of.
But frogs are endangered!

THINK OF THE FROGS MAN!

THINK OF THE FROGS!

Except Slippy. He can burn in hell. Damn annoying useless frog...

OT: My 6th Grade Teacher accidently fingered the whole class. He's one of those strange people that doesn't need to use his thumb to hold down his pinky and so he counts down index finger first.

He started at two. There was much amusement.
 

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Our Biology teacher was explaining what Double-Blind Testing was and she said near the end: "...the examiners don't know which one it is and neither do the testees." (test-ees, get it?) And the immature people of the class began to laugh.

That's pretty much it. Not really dumb I know, but our teachers avoid idiotic mistakes. That's the closest they got.
 

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My high school choir teacher also teaches guitar. He asked me to attend a lesson one day, seeing as I play bass, so he sent me a note and I got out of my multimedia communications class and went ot his room. When we started to play, it turns out he can't play guitar. Even something as simple as Song 2 by Blur. Not a huge fail, but funny to me seeing as his guitar class was advertised prominently in the morning newsletter.

And back in grade school the art teacher hit a kid. She was fired. But before that we were doing clay work and she said that if we brok someone else's work that we had to give them our own. My friend made a teacup with elephant ears for handles on each side and our teacher said it was garbage and threw it on the floor, breaking it. My friend failed that lesson. Also, there was a new student who had been there for almost 4 months and she asked "Is this your first day?". He said no. I added that he had been there for over 3 months. She made me come in at lunch. She asked me if I had a journal, which at the time I did and I told her so. Then she let me go. She was bonkers.
 

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Student: "Well, I assumed-"
Teacher: "Exactly! (Walks up to board and writes ASSUMED) When you 'assume' you make an 'ass' out of 'you' and 'me'!"

Later that year, that same teacher "accidentally" flipped us off.
 

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superdance14 said:
Student: "Well, I assumed-"
Teacher: "Exactly! (Walks up to board and writes ASSUMED) When you 'assume' you make an 'ass' out of 'you' and 'me'!"

Later that year, that same teacher "accidentally" flipped us off.
Did you flip them off back?

Great feeling when you do...
Followed by a detention cos of some teachers pet telling of you...
 

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My biology teacher( who later became a cop) tried to go out with 17 year old student from school(he was 35). And was caught, and fired.

You may think thats not interesting, but get this the town I lived in had only 2000 people in it so everyone knew what everyone else was doing, needless to say he couldn't keep the affair secret for long. Plus it was 17 year old girl, you know that statistically, women 21 or younger have a 10% chance of keeping a secret? The teacher had a better chance of hell freezing over than having her not tell anyone.