Dumbest A.I in a video game?

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scorch 13

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Marines from halo,dom from gears,and the other racers in big rigs over the road racing dumbest aholes EVER.
 

MMMATT

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I'll go with Sheva from RE5 (this will undoubtedly appear alot on this thread).
 

crudus

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All A.I. from Phantom Dust. I played that game and almost had an ulcer after five minutes of play because the A.I. was so frustrating.
 

Robert632

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Roundhousekickintheface said:
Well. Does Sheva from RE5 count. shes fuckin horrible
i just think most of the zombie's were idiot's, but i guess that means they did there job right.
 

Flying-Emu

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Foot soldiers (I.E. Marines) in Starcraft.

"Hey guys, we should try marching in groups rather than straight lines; when we march in squares, we can all fire at once rather than filtering into the enemy base and being slowly destroyed one by one."

"Shut up, queer."
 

J-Alfred

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your teammates in CoD 5 for the Wii. how many times have i cleared a building and they'll just stay in a basement, scared of what lies ahead?
 

MiracleOfSound

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Dom on insane.

'What? There's a cover system? Fuck that I wanna - aaargh help me... help me... help me-'

'huh? Horrible difficulty spike? Shooting down Reavers? I guess I'll stand next to the second turret and scratch my balls while we fail the mission 45 times.'

'Incoming Mortars!!!' .... Splat.
 

Maze1125

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NekoiHiokans said:
The people in Oblivion, you could be standing right there and they wouldn't notice...
That doesn't make the AI stupid, just that they're programmed not to notice you.

An AI that knows you're there from anywhere in the map is a less intelligent than one that can only notice you when you're in line of sight which, in turn, is less intelligent that one that only notice you when you're in line of sight and within a certain radius. etc.

So, that being said, the least intelligent AI in any game is probably the one in the original Pong.
 

Draco Kaiser

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Cops from any G.T.A game. I would have like a freakin Bazooka and they wouldn't care about me having a weapon of mass destruction and just walk past me.