Dumbest movie you have ever seen

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Barry93

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Quaratine and The Spirit were pretty dumb. Quarantine represents everything that's wrong with the horror genre and the Spirit became a joke when the Octapus (Samuel L. Jackson) dresses up like he belonged to the SS.
 

UltimatheChosen

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The Spirit caused me permanent liver damage, as that organ tortuously tried to cleanse the filthy taint that was inscribed onto my body and soul by the mere act of observing that series of feculent images.
*shudder*
 

PixieFox

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Pretty much any "Sci-Fi original movie" played on the Sci-Fi channel Saturdays. My "favorite" one would have to be Mansquito (yes, it is exactly as bad as it sounds), though, closely followed by Alien Express.
 

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FredFredburgur said:
Sir_Charles_Puffybottom said:
Dragon Wars DON'T WATCH IT IT IS A TERRIBLE MOVIE AND HAS TERRIBLE ACTING.
But my girlfriend and I did..... moral things during that.
Yeah, that happened to me a few times, so recently I started asking my gf what kind of movie she feels like watching, good or bad. xD
 

Srkkl

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"We are the strange" is the hands down worst movie I have ever, EVER seen.
 

FredFredburgur

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neuromasser said:
FredFredburgur said:
Sir_Charles_Puffybottom said:
Dragon Wars DON'T WATCH IT IT IS A TERRIBLE MOVIE AND HAS TERRIBLE ACTING.
But my girlfriend and I did..... moral things during that.
Yeah, that happened to me a few times, so recently I started asking my gf what kind of movie she feels like watching, good or bad. xD
Haha yeah we got into that process. We "saw" a few bad movies during our righteous escapades of gleaming pride to our parents.
 

Julianking93

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Hmmmm....this is a tough one. On one hand, I've got a movie like Dragon Wars, which is pretty much one of the worst movies ever, then on the other hand, I've got every Steven Seagal movie ever made.

But the dumbest movie I've ever seen was probably Show Girls. That sucked.
 

Cargin

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An obvious choice is doomsday, but in fairness, its so bad you will laugh until you are as stupid as the plot, so it gets a merit badge on the strength of that.

I was given Underworld 3 for my birthday by my sister, and its god-awful. i couldnt stand more than ten minutes. horrendous dialogue, blatant green-screen usage, and for absolutely no reason at all, a s*x scene after about 8 minutes.

but this pales in comparison to the travesty that is 'the descent'. there are no words to describe that festering filth pile.
 

ajb924

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Curtmiester said:
Welcome and maybe try using the search button next time. It is your friend.
But I do have to say Epic movie did make me cry...in pain, not because its funny.
No fair you stole mine!! Well if not epic movie i would have to say Superhero Movie, I got so bored i pulled out my ipod and played brick...
 

Ruzzian Roulette

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Superbad, I fail to see why everybodyy else thought it was goddamn hilarious. Michael Cera's added pussy-ness, and Jonah Hill being the physical manifestation of annoying didn't help.
 

ZeroMachine

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S. Darko. I watched out of morbid curiosity, thinking it would be funny-bad. It was, to an extent, but just because every other line made it sound like a porno.
 

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Meet the Spartans, hands down. I could actually feel my soul getting crushed watching it.

I didn't even think I had a soul until I saw that movie.
 

thepopeofatheism

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Any movie combining the words "fast" and "furious."

I could also add in here any movie starring John Cena.


The problem with this thread is that the title request the "dumbest movie" and most of the responses are along the lines of "worst movie." Because I've seen some really stupid movies that had a lot of comedic merit. For instance: anything by Mel Brooks.