Dumbest nickname you've ever been given

[ThrobbingEgo]

My res fellow (they call them different things at different universities - just a fourth year student who keeps an eye on the floor) used to call me Bob Sagat. I look like him about as much as I look like Bob Dylan, or pretty much anyone else of my European-Jewish heritage - vaguely. It'd be like if I called him Russel Peters, which just wouldn't fly.

Has anyone ever given you a nickname that's just plain dumb?

 

[NeedAUserName]

I get called tree because I'm tall...

 

[CoverYourHead]

It's one of two things:

Dave "The Dodecahedron"

Or

Dave "The Dragon-slayer"

Both of which were my emails for short times.

 

[Fingerprint]

Poirot - I have no idea why but its stuck. I suppose it could have been a lot worse...

 

[Plauged1]

People call me Cammy and Harry Potter for fucks sake! It is humiliating!!

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

Hands..... from stupid people being stupid and pronouncing Hans, Hands.

But, I moved and now my nickname is Jesus, not kidding.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Pizza and Harry Potter. Both are very annoying.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Not what I was called. But one of my friends got a C for an exam and exclaimed "Oh yeah, I'm a C-Man."

His new nickname was Semen...We were immature at the time...It stuck...That sounded wrong...Im going to stop talking before I dig myself deeper.

 

[kryptik102]

olololol - Seriously. I swear. It really was olololol. 4 ol's.

 

[Jharry5]

I've been given some really stupid ones.
The one that stuck for years and years (which I hated so much) was Bobby. Why Bobby, when my name's Jon..? Because it's short for Bobby-bighead, of course! ¬_¬

I've also been called Emu, which I liked because it's pretty distinctive.

 

[Hazy]

Locks, because of my Brown, Curly hair.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Not what I was called. But one of my friends got a C for an exam and exclaimed "Oh yeah, I'm a C-Man."

His new nickname was Semen...We were immature at the time...It stuck...That sounded wrong...Im going to stop talking before I dig myself deeper.

If you really want to humiliate him, just call him Aquaman.

 

[Sable Gear]

Alfredo

and I'm female...

...please don't ask, it pains me.

 

[HentMas]

"porno" (in spanish Porn-man or porn star)

just because we were playing "bottle" and when i had to kiss a girl i took her in one arm arched her back (old movie stile) and kissed her

they said i did it like a pornstar and called me "porno" from then on

 

[FeralPhantom]

Target

Why? because I shaved my head and someone suggested I paint a big red target on the back off my head, why I don't remember but the name Target stuck for the rest of sophomore year

 

[mdk31]

I've been nicknamed "Kitten" before. Funny story behind it, actually. My handle on a game was "Kasse" for a while, which is German for "Kitty". I had that because my girlfriend at the time suggested it. Anyway, someone eventually figured out what it meant and started calling me Kitten for a while.

I suppose it wasn't so funny after all.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Alfredo

and I'm female...

...please don't ask, it pains me.

We must know.

 

[hailmagus]

Bart, Homer, Lisa... because my last name is Simpson. Do you get it?! Do ya!? That is so funny!

 

[Christemo]

Whalefood. because 1 or my nicknames are khrill, the small shrimps a whale eats.

 

[razer17]

kermit, and it's not easy being green.
yes i was actually called it's not easy being green. its long but somehow it stuck. both are because i always wear a green hoody.
it's silly, though a bit amusing.