Dumbest nickname you've ever been given

[The_Chief]

eskimo, cupcake, munchkin, and train wreck

eskimo cuz i looked like one for a while in my life

cupcake cuz one kid paid me 5 bucks to get him one from a bake sale and he started it

munchkin because i ate no lie 40 in like 15 minutes.

and train wreck because i'm untackleable but i trip over my own two feet every 2 minutes.

 

[Plauged1]

I would like my nickname to be Thor. My dads original plan anyway.

Your dad was going to call you Thor? Your dad is awesome

Thanks? My mom had him change it because she thought people would try to kick my ass all the time. Turns out that everyone I know doesn't even know who Thor is. What a waste...=/

 

[Simriel]

for about 4 years I was known to all as Gimli.

 

[goatzilla8463]

They used to call me arsewipe............

probably because they were all jealous of my devilish good looks

 

[Bob Saget]

I'm IN freaking middle school!

Ah, you poor child. Once you get into your later years in high school, people generally stop going out of their way just to belittle you. As long as you stay out of other people's way, they'll stay out of yours. For the most part.

 

[ucciolord1]

I'm IN freaking middle school!

Ah, you poor child. Once you get into your later years in high school, people generally stop going out of their way just to belittle you. As long as you stay out of other people's way, they'll stay out of yours. For the most part.

The secret is to get people to like you.
Or at least to make sure they notice better targets.
Middle school is probably the toughest strategy game in the history of everything.

 

[Evilvikingking]

"Johnly" - I hate you Kieron! So...... so......much!!

 

[fix-the-spade]

Dude, join the Air Force! That is an AWESOME call-sign!

Haha, they'd never let me withing a hundred feet of a plane.

As much as I hate the nick name, it did get me this crash hat>

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