Dumbest nickname you've ever been given

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properturnip

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Worst i've ever had was Wimony Crickface, really cant see any links to anything apart from my preferred first name being Sim!

Also I feel I have to mention my friend Will, dubbed CAC, short for Children's Activity Centre. Classic.
 

A13X T3h NubCak3

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Willyson because my name is Wilson... How the fuck someone managed to put that together deserves a medal in retardation..
 

iain62a

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Gump, because I ran off the pitch in rugby.

I have a mate who we call sometimes call Christ, because his name is Christopher Campbell.
 

Fronken

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I've had the nickname "Fronken" since i was 4 (1993), my real name is Fredrik, and its a kinda long story why i got it, but my neighbour started calling me that and it latched on, and now im really proud of it, and i use it everywhere, but at this party once this douche started calling me Fonky-Fresh, after some lame-ass amateur rapper or something, it really bugged me but thankfully he left the party very early so i didnt have to punch him.
 

Beffudled Sheep

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While in my freshmen year of high school kids started to call me satanicus. By senior year even the teachers started to call me that. I don't know why either.
That and Ivan because Im russian.
And Greg... yes greg. My name is Shane and people started to call me greg.
 

nolongerhere

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Arnold (as in Schwarzaneger), because I'm big and apparebtly look like him.
Oliver Khan (german goalkeeper) because I apparently look like him.
The big man, because they were starting to get lazy.
 

Dark Kaiser

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RyRy I got back when I was three and it stuck with people who like to annoy me. Another bad one was bunarey a GOD DAMN POKEMON!
 

ElephantGuts

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"The Jew."

That's not very creative now is it?

Predictably, the people who call me that are idiots. Not that I have any problem with it.
 

theSovietConnection

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The only real nickname I've had that ever stuck was Mohamed, because I had a beard in grade 10 and some girl came up to me and asked if I was Muslim.
 

nolongerhere

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Dark Kaiser said:
RyRy I got back when I was three and it stuck with people who like to annoy me. Another bad one was bunarey a GOD DAMN POKEMON!
I have on thing to say to you.

Ha.

 

Kolosus

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I was called FreskeFreske. In Danish, it kind'a means "Fresh Fresh".
I don't really know why, a couple of girls just called me that one day, and it has stuck for a couple of years now

It could have been worse :)
 

twistedshadows

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Lola, because I'm almost as good as a GPS system and my uncle's family enjoys the movie RV.

Seth, because some of my female friends decided they (and all their female friends) were going to be known by male names.

I've had others, but I think I've blocked them from memory.
And I'm more likely to give people nicknames, anyway.
 

white_salad

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I have two.

Thor (which is awesome) because I beat my friend in an axe throwing contest at a Ren faire, and called me Thor, due to the whole throwing thing. Apparently according to him, Mjolnir is an axe?

Stormy. My lats name has strom in it. People realized strom sounds close to storm. Then poof..I'm stormy.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Katty-Fatatee, or Fa-ta-ta-ee

-_-

My brother gave it to me. Because my name is Katie and I was pretty porky when I was a mite

[small]and kinda still am...[/small]

letsnoobtehpwns said:
I've only had one, Skreech. That's because I look like Skreech from Saved by the Bell...
...I'm sorry. -_-

purplegothchick said:
Meeps. I make that noise when I hurt myself or get a fright so my boyfriend started calling me it and its kinda stuck. Even my brother calls me that now!
That's cute. ^_^